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    As the old thread got the posterior, then we need a new one for the Roo chasers and sheep lovers. You guys do your thing and I'll stick to goats !! They curry very well !!
    Self imposed rules here guys, NO more shiate about Randy, there are better ways to sort that one.

    Here comes the fun ( tune of the old Beatles classic "here come's the sun")

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    I rode a Roo to work today.... very Bumpy!
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    Andy rides roos ... but he isn't going to work!
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    As a very experienced sheep shagger. I welcome the return of the idiot thread that at times can be enlightening on many subjects.....least of all FE boating, except when Andy offers his pillars of wisdom and Australian straight talk.

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    Sorry guys I have been so busy milking my Kangaroo heard for my Aussie cheese making project I have not had a chance to reply to my YELLOW card. The way I see it BAD LUCK. I quite often do not like what is said on here by certain individuals but let most of it slide. A dud deal is a dud deal, any complaints about my cheese and I deal with it straight away. The Japanese love my cheese but did not like the packaging so I changed it that day. It now comes in a Roo scrotum that you can use as a change purse when you have eaten my cheese. They love it!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by andym View Post
    It now comes in a Roo scrotum that you can use as a change purse when you have eaten my cheese. They love it!!
    And the funny thing about that Quote is it's true, i used to have a roo scrotum coin purse when i lived in London, i passed it on to a South African friend of mine who now lives in Cape Town

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    Guys I wish there was a way we could make Douggie and Chuck both honorary members of our exclusive club. Maybe someone can think of a way we can do that.

    You will be pleased to know that last weekend I attended the first World Submarine Racing Championship. After an entertaining qualifying day on Saturday the big event came on Sunday. It proved to be a most thrilling race and came down to a race between New Zealand and Russia. The local crowd was naturally cheering for New Zealand as we normally do if we are not in any event. The crowd erupted as New Zealand crossed the line just one meter ahead of the Russians. Scroll down to see a picture of the exciting finish






















    Congratulations New Zealand

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    Just as well it wasn't a photo finish

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    Quote Originally Posted by Heath M View Post
    Just as well it wasn't a photo finish
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    Lets make them do a warm beer and cold pie race at Bondi

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    Quote Originally Posted by Heath M View Post
    Lets make them do a warm beer and cold pie race at Bondi

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    Heath I lived at Bondi Junction in the 70's. Bondi was called the capital of New Zealand back then. Every Kiwi had a surf board under one arm and an Aussie babe under the other. That was OK though as we got the NZ babes.
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    What on earth are you guys talking about? I did get the Babe thing though but in California, we would drop the surfboard and grab another Babe!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Heath M View Post
    Lets make them do a warm beer and cold pie race at Bondi

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    Douggie would be the one with a sheep under both arms
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    bar bar black sheep

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    Quote Originally Posted by Heath M View Post
    Lets make them do a warm beer and cold pie race at Bondi

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    Here is my take on both of those items.
    A GOOD pie can be eaten cold, one with meat in it and not the usual dog tucker that is often wraped in doughy pastry.
    A GOOD beer can be drunk at room temp, now for all you Queenslanders that is below 20C, yes I know that is a foriegn concept but there are parts of the world that can get that cold.

    Now these good beers, Hmmmm. Mine ( I brew my own using Coopers) VB and Lion Red is about it.

    Most NZ beer and many Aus beers need to be cooled or even chilled to make them palatable.

    VB is nice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Heath M View Post
    Lets make them do a warm beer and cold pie race at Bondi

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    As long as we can see the Miss Bondi bikini comp at the Regis.
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    In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts. So in old England, when
    customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them to mind their own
    pints and quarts and settle down. It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's".

    Now I know what Diegoboy was talking about.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xzessperated View Post
    In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts. So in old England, when
    customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them to mind their own
    pints and quarts and settle down. It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's".

    Now I know what Diegoboy was talking about.
    Here in the states it's "mind your b's and c's" bottles and cans.
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    Douggie's lament to all the trial and tribulations of previous events.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT-SFgkVlno


    Douggie

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    And this for those in the states ...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq4mqCDakVQ
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    aussie in norcal represent

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    VB is the worst SWill ever made!!!!!! and i'll stand by that till my death! Coopers sparkling, and when i went to the states a couple of years back i got hooked on Miller Genuine Draft, cant go past a good Corona on a hot day either.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Apples1 View Post
    VB is the worst SWill ever made!!!!!! and i'll stand by that till my death! Coopers sparkling, and when i went to the states a couple of years back i got hooked on Miller Genuine Draft, cant go past a good Corona on a hot day either.

    Jeezus H Cherist ... MGD is toilet water!!!!
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    I knew i would get that kind of a response from a nation that mainly drinks "lite" Beer

    I am also partial to a Fosters too, i know i am the stereotypical ausse that no one thought existed, i am the only person i know that like Fosters.
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    I am pleased you guys do not know what a good beer is. A good beer is made from the pure waters of a Tasmanian river. Boags has to the best beer in the world and we are happy you do not know that because there is more for us

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94syGYcdGcU
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    Quote Originally Posted by Apples1 View Post
    I knew i would get that kind of a response from a nation that mainly drinks "lite" Beer

    I am also partial to a Fosters too, i know i am the stereotypical ausse that no one thought existed, i am the only person i know that like Fosters.
    Make that two.
    I enjoy a fosters if I am reduced to buying canned beer, like going to a bbq.
    Last time I was over in Bribane i was taken by the 4X gold. Niiice.
    You can get some funny looks in the league club when you ask for a VB.

    The supermarkets some time move the Aussie beer cheap so I grab a doz and stick it in the back of the workshop. Comes in handy when the home-brew runs low during times of high consumption. Summer.
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    apple, vb is diseased... mgd et al is just crap... X, for sure boags is good... hard as tp get here but great piss... coopers is fine.... but i must say that after spending 3 years in germany, they sure do know how to brew... god i miss the beer there.. that and the autobahn..

    someone in oz tilt back an EB for me..

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    Quote Originally Posted by ozboater View Post
    apple, vb is diseased... mgd et al is just crap... X, for sure boags is good... hard as tp get here but great piss... coopers is fine.... but i must say that after spending 3 years in germany, they sure do know how to brew... god i miss the beer there.. that and the autobahn..

    someone in oz tilt back an EB for me..

    Hey OZ I will throw a whole six pack of Boags down my throat just for you.
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    cheers x, i ll wash my car for ya with some domestic crap from here... i think i ll use bud :)...

    german girls... i m a married man so i can t really tell ya.... boring bastid i am... some cuties for sure but alot of them have fashion sense like madonna...

    wishing i got in to FE over there, since they seem to love the stuff...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ozboater View Post
    cheers x, i ll wash my car for ya with some domestic crap from here... i think i ll use bud :)...
    I would recommend the "silver bullet" coors light ... I can't see how folks can drink the swill! I won't even use it to boil bratwurst before they go on the grill.
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