Pigs and Presidents

**andym** · 05-06-2009, 07:15 AM

They once said that a black man would be president when pigs fly.

His first 100 days and wham!! Pig's flu!

**Flying Scotsman** · 05-07-2009, 02:00 PM

Originally Posted by andym

They once said that a black man would be president when pigs fly.

His first 100 days and wham!! Pig's flu!

Andy, I think that is funny but some people in the PC continent of North America will be very upset at your lack of respect and concern for those that have contracted this leathal flu and the fact that they have cancelled their plans for a holiday in Mexico, as they are all going to die. On the other hand the Scotsman sees some travel bargains. As to a black president, about time, but his soaring sonnets have little substance.

Douggie

**andym** · 05-08-2009, 08:53 PM

Political correctness gone mad again Douggie! For all you sensitive souls out there. Suck it up
WE DO NOT CARE.
Hows that Douggie do you think that will help.

**Xzessperated** · 05-09-2009, 01:14 AM

Originally Posted by andym

Political correctness gone mad again Douggie! For all you sensitive souls out there. Suck it up
WE DO NOT CARE.
Hows that Douggie do you think that will help.

**Flying Scotsman** · 05-11-2009, 01:04 PM

Andy, time to load up the blunderbuss again, as the North American contingent can not reply to a simple question. Who do you know who has died to this strain of flu. The numbers are VERY low as apposed to a normal flu season. Just a pointer malaria, poverty and aids kill a hell of a lot more people than this media and WHO driven fear.

Douggie

**AndyKunz** · 05-11-2009, 02:44 PM

Did you ask a question?

The numbers are ridiculously low, and are generally consistent about connections to their source. How about a quarantine, then? The Japanese are handling it correctly (referring to the planeload of unwilling detainees due to flying with 3 carriers).

I think a couple factors, all political, are behind this. Distract the people from other newsworthy events (laws passed in New England, attempt to eliminate Amendment 22, and "look how we all saved you from disaster"). The hysteria is disgusting!

Andy

**egneg** · 05-11-2009, 02:56 PM

Originally Posted by andym

They once said that a black man would be president when pigs fly.

His first 100 days and wham!! Pig's flu!

That last bit is supposed to be "SWINE FLU" you sheep chasing twit!

**Flying Scotsman** · 05-11-2009, 03:18 PM

Chuck, he is just an Aussie and his commnand of the english language is still a wee problem.

Douggie

**Xzessperated** · 05-11-2009, 05:46 PM

Originally Posted by Flying Scotsman

Chuck, he is just an Aussie and his commnand of the english language is still a wee problem.

Douggie

We do not speak English down here cobber. It is called Strine.
Strine - the world's most advanced English dialect

The link below will help you understand us more. The video will make you cry laughing if you understand Strine.

http://www.convictcreations.com/culture/strine.htm

**EPower** · 05-11-2009, 05:51 PM

Originally Posted by andym

Political correctness gone mad again Douggie! For all you sensitive souls out there. Suck it up
WE DO NOT CARE.
Hows that Douggie do you think that will help.

andym way to go

**Flying Scotsman** · 05-11-2009, 05:58 PM

Paddy, I loved the" hello boys". Andy and Paddy you are now" hornerary "Scots. Christ , what have I done..too late it is posted

Douggie who does not who to spell well

**andym** · 05-11-2009, 06:10 PM

Wo-Ha I am dusting of the kilt and getting out the bag pipes, fantastic a Scott, well I'll be .
Hey Douggie I would prefer to be a homeless, broke Aussie than a Scott!!
Too cold over there and you can not speak properly.
Paddy whatb a great video of Aust life, well done mate!

**Flying Scotsman** · 05-11-2009, 06:13 PM

Originally Posted by andym

Wo-Ha I am dusting of the kilt and getting out the bag pipes, fantastic a Scott, well I'll be .
Hey Douggie I would prefer to be a homeless, broke Aussie than a Scott!!
Too cold over there and you can not speak properly.
Paddy whatb a great video of Aust life, well done mate!

Dusting off the kilt, what no spunk stains??

Douggie

**EPower** · 05-11-2009, 06:30 PM

Originally Posted by andym

Wo-Ha I am dusting of the kilt and getting out the bag pipes, fantastic a Scott, well I'll be .
Hey Douggie I would prefer to be a homeless, broke Aussie than a Scott!!
Too cold over there and you can not speak properly.
Paddy whatb a great video of Aust life, well done mate!

Love it go hard don't forget he's a canadian/scott they W#*K harder over there

**Flying Scotsman** · 05-11-2009, 06:37 PM

Adrian, you sheep shaging lover. In Scotland it is lambs first, not the mutton you like.

PS, you guys do not know how to sail or play rugby

Douggie

**EPower** · 05-11-2009, 06:41 PM

Originally Posted by Flying Scotsman

Adrian, you sheep shaging lover. In Scotland it is lambs first, not the mutton you like.

Douggie

Lol that is exactly the answer i expected from you

for every action there's a reaction
BTW i don't really like sheep i prefer SWINE

**Xzessperated** · 05-11-2009, 06:48 PM

Originally Posted by andym

Wo-Ha I am dusting of the kilt and getting out the bag pipes, fantastic a Scott, well I'll be .
Hey Douggie I would prefer to be a homeless, broke Aussie than a Scott!!
Too cold over there and you can not speak properly.
Paddy whatb a great video of Aust life, well done mate!

Just be careful not to batter the sav Andy.

**egneg** · 05-11-2009, 06:58 PM

Paddy now I know why men's gymnastics are so popular down under. I did notice though that they had a hankering for foreigners.

**Flying Scotsman** · 05-11-2009, 06:58 PM

The sav??? more Strine talk you heathens

Douggie

**Flying Scotsman** · 05-11-2009, 07:02 PM

Chuck, to answer your question, they do like down under!!!

Douggie

**Flying Scotsman** · 05-11-2009, 07:07 PM

Ah, peace and quiet and no bantering from the twats from outer space also known as ???

Douggie

**Xzessperated** · 05-11-2009, 07:18 PM

Originally Posted by egneg

Paddy now I know why men's gymnastics are so popular down under. I did notice though that they had a hankering for foreigners.

And you thought it was your props we loved. You are more than just a well sharpened and balanced propeller to us Chuck

Douggie I love your avatar.

**egneg** · 05-11-2009, 07:24 PM

Originally Posted by Xzessperated

And you thought it was your props we loved. You are more than just a well sharpened and balanced propeller to us Chuck

Douggie I love your avatar.

Detongued and cupped I am sure!

**Flying Scotsman** · 05-11-2009, 07:38 PM

Originally Posted by Xzessperated

And you thought it was your props we loved. You are more than just a well sharpened and balanced propeller to us Chuck

Douggie I love your avatar.

Paddy, that fantastic train is The Flying Scotsman

Douggie

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