Another Hare-Brained Idea

[Dr. Jet]

That would have been the last one I would have guessed, you said you didn't want a rigger as they are too ugly, then you got a Redbird!

I never said 'riggers were ugly; I IMPLIED they weren't as sexy as models that vaguely resemble full-sized boats.

The Redbird isn't as ugly as it is Quirky. A full-sized version could actually exist. Here's one that's similar.