It must be close to Christmas
2008's First Christmas Joke
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met
by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter
said, 'You must each possess something that
symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'
The first man fumbled through his pockets
and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on.
'It represents a candle', he said.
'You may pass through the pearly gates'
Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and
pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and
said, 'They're bells.'
Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the
pearly gates'.
The third man started searching desperately
through his pockets and finally pulled out
a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised
eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those
symbolize?'
The man replied, 'These are Carols.'
And So The Christmas Season
Begins......
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Originally Posted by andym
Dolly this Dolly that. Well I have had enough of Dolly. She refuses all my advances and treats me like a second class citizen. She romps in the grass with all you flashy fellas but will not let an honest hard workind stiff like me get a look in.
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