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    Default How a Christmas Tradition Came to Be

    One Christmas a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves didn't produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.
    Then, Mrs Claus told him that her mother was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more.
    Then when he went to harness the reindeer, he found three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress.
    Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. Turning around, Santa took a step forward and sunk his foot in a steaming pile of fresh reindeer exhaust.

    Frustrated, Santa went back into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whisky.

    When he went to the cupboard he discovered the elves had hidden the liquor and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made from. Bending over to pick up the pieces his new Santa pants split up the back. Standing back up, he nailed his head into the corner of the open cupboard.

    Just then, the doorbell rang and Santa cursed his way to the door.
    He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas Tree.

    The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas Santa. Isn't it just a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Isn't it just a lovely tree? Where would you like me to put it?"

    Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas Tree.
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    Good er Tony

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    That's a good one Tony
    Merry Christmas

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