A Blond in an airplane

[properchopper]

A blond is flying in a two-seater
airplane with just the pilot.

He has a heart attack and dies.

She is frantic and calls out a
May Day.

"May Day! May Day! Help me!
Help me! My pilot had a heart
attack and is dead. And I don't
know how to fly. Help me!
Please help me!"

She hears a voice over the radio
saying: "This is Air Traffic Control,
and I hear you loud and clear. I
will talk you through this and get
you back on the ground. I've had
a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just take a deep
breath. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."

She says, "I'm 5'4" and I support Obama."

"O.K." says the voice on the radio... "Repeat after me:

"Our Father who art in Heaven..."

[Peter A]

Haw haw, yeah good one! Lol.