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[Eyekandyboats]

I got this picture taken last Christmas! what do you think?

Oh snap!

[Diegoboy]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!
i got to give that to ya

[Diegoboy]

i took this picture last Christmas!, and i did ask for nice toys.

Oh snap!

I remember when I took that picture... of you and Santa!

[Diegoboy]

Taylor...

[Diegoboy]

[Eyekandyboats]

danny:

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OMG. Andy came out of the closet about 3 weeks ago. He is going to love those pictures or in Andy's words "those pictures are divine darling".

Now to go back to the pond again and remember to take the boat this time. Senior moments.... sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!!!

[Eyekandyboats]

Now to go back to the pond again and remember to take the boat this time. Senior moments.... sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!!!

are you joking?

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are you joking?

Yes.
I ran my Hawk on 6s and it went to the middle of the pond and stopped. It ran great on 8s but does not like 6s. I will have to check the esc settings. What I did forget was the paddles for the rubber ducky so I had to wait for the wind to blow it back in.
I will not need paddles in Queensland Andy so do not smile.

[andym]

No he's not! We call them dick heads over here. I must ask what I have done to deserve all this crap! It was only one goat, once and I have to live with this fact for the rest of my days. Paddy I have been nothing but helpful and friendly you old prick, even to the point of counciling you on your sex life! Not prety folks believe me!!! I think we should leave all the harasment for next June old friend and see who comes out with egg on thier Tassy face.

[Diegoboy]

I must ask what I have done to deserve all this crap!

I want to know too!

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I think we should leave all the harasment for next June old friend and see who comes out with egg on thier Tassy face.

Harassment Andy, harassment!!! What about all the visits from the police you organized for me. I was so embarrassed when they started searching my house for stolen ladies underwear. Then there was all the pizzas that got delivered here. After that several bottles of Viagra arrived in the mail and I had to pay for them as well.

As you say lets leave it until the race in New Zealand next year.

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I seen your comments about the speed of my boats in the Forerunner 101 thread Andy. Just remember 3 things.

1. Stones and glass houses
2. Water of a ducks back
3. Queensland next year



BTW. The Paddy's FE Boats computer program CD will be posted to you today for your inspection (that’s called a subtle leak to the media Andy ). Go to work my little beta tester.

[andym]

WANKERS, WANKERS, WANKERS!! It does not matter where you are the world is full of them!!! Paddy I heard a nasty rumour you were arrestted in the ladies change room at KMart fighting a young lady for the latest pink G-String? Is this true???? You will all be glad to know that I now have a 1000mtr extension chord, a 500 amp esc and a 3000kv 400 amp motor on 240 volt spinning a x670 prop on my DF33 and have finaly topped the 50mph mark!! I think that when I remove the boat stand I just mite get to 60mph!!! I have noticed that all the ducks are burning on the lake, kind of like spontanious combustion!! Go figure. The local tree huggers think that as it only happens when my boat is plugged in that I am responsible. Fortunatly for me they had an emergecy call from Tassy with some bugger running the native wild life over with a SLOW xs2 whilst wearing a pink G-String singing a song about loving one's sister. I thought of Paddy but surley not.

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Paddy I heard a nasty rumour you were arrestted in the ladies change room at KMart fighting a young lady for the latest pink G-String?

I see you are up to no good with your extension chord again Andy.
The K-Mart thing is only partially true. I was just trying to help her put it on, not steal it. I told her the latest way to wear them was back to front because they look better that way. You know what blondes are like. Anyway I knew the policewomen (my sister and my cousin) so I was lucky and they let me go.

Remember Black to Red and Red to Black Andy.

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Andy, I thought it was time for a bit of an update. People have been talking about the colors red and blue a lot lately. The only colors you need to worry about are Red, White and Black. Yes St. Kilda will kill your Crows.

I noticed Taylor is having trouble with too many PM's. I guess it is those webcam girls after him since they seen his suntan.

Simon had a bad day at the pond which brings us to an embarrassing subject. Mate you know how I made fun of you hitting a submerged log? Well today I hit an island the size of a football field.
When you get back off the floor and stop laughing I will continue.
The first thing I seen was feathers (a lady said I hit a duck) and then my boat is sitting in the reeds on the shore of the island. After paddling out with my rubber duck to get the boat I had attracted a small gathering of people to see if the boat was damaged. My face was traffic light red as I explained that it was the ducks fault.
I think I will get some new spectacles before Brisbane next year.



Remember Black to Red and Red to Black Andy.

[andym]

Paddy you old fool , thats not an island it was the mainland!!! Have you got that NS3 up on 5s without loosing control yet? And how did the CF go in the xs2? With so much happening here have only had time to run all my boats and NO problems, NO bloody ducks, NO bloody logs and NO bloody islands you tool

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Paddy you old fool , thats not an island it was the mainland!!! Have you got that NS3 up on 5s without loosing control yet? And how did the CF go in the xs2? With so much happening here have only had time to run all my boats and NO problems, NO bloody ducks, NO bloody logs and NO bloody islands you tool

Andy it was the NS3 that used the duck as a skii jump and landed on the island. I guess with the extra speed of the 5s my old eyes need to go back into SAW mode to keep up with the boat. I can not wait to put the 1527 in it and see what happens
I will tell you about the Xzess 2 when the Solinger arrives. Xzess 3 is on the way. Mr Krabs should frighten those ducks. Best part is the Xzess 3 is white.... just add a bit of Red and a bit of Black and what will I have.....

Correct Andy, another St Kilda boat

[ETOWNE]

OMG, I just read this whole thread , it took an hour because of the tears of straight-up laughter. You guys are funny as .......I don't know. Good thread. I wish I raced w/ you guys.

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OMG, I just read this whole thread , it took an hour because of the tears of straight-up laughter. You guys are funny as .......I don't know. Good thread. I wish I raced w/ you guys.

Eric, if we make one person smile then we have achieved our goal. As you can tell, Andy and I are friendly rivals. Andy has a heart as big as Texas and has helped me so much with advice and equipment. It is in our nature to fight like we have only one shot at the title on the water. I will have someone push him in the water if his boat gets ahead of mine in the race but when the race is over I will help pull him out. I would even lend him my rubber duck so he does not drown.

[Raydee]

All I know is that Pic of Taylor on Santa's lap is priceless!

Hey Paddy I tried to PM you on RRR last week but your box was full.

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All I know is that Pic of Taylor on Santa's lap is priceless!

Hey Paddy I tried to PM you on RRR last week but your box was full.

Ray I agree about the pic of Taylor. Santa looked happy also.
I have cleaned the inbox out a little now.

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Time for another update Andy.
I think you must have given money to Raydee's Pond Monster to come and interrupt my busy training schedule.
Today I was testing two of my boats. The NS 3 broke a prop shaft and I lost my favourite M545 prop and my DumbAss Hawk (why do you call it that?) shredded a Graupner prop. The good thing is the Hawk was showing 106 on the gps and that is two times in a row it has shown me that. I need a bigger lake for that boat so I can see what it will do but I will wait for the V947/3 to come as that has to be a better prop than a Graupner 48mm.

Mate do you know how fast water can fill an NS 3 when there is no prop shaft in the stuffing tube? You should have seen me and the rubber duck going as fast as we could across that pond. The local TV station sent me the picture below.



Fur has been flying around about but you will read that in your travels. Nothing wrong with a bit of fur flying, as long as it is not mine. A guy called Satan appeared on the forum today. Beware of him.
Until next update,
Break a leg... no break both of them.
Paddy

[andym]

Paddy I am so sorry to hear of your troubles . Good thing Chuck is working on that prop order!! Was that 106 mph or kph, for goodness sake if it is kph you can do that with the xs 2 on 4s..... Alas for the moment I must be serious, it is my fault you broke that shaft because I gave you that 5s pack and new you would break something ( hoping). You must think I am a devious fat prick! Paddy you would be right of coarse!! I have just stripped my Futaba Fasst Radio and conformal coated all the electronics for when you push me in, can not wait to see the look on your wrinkled old face as I beat you from the drink!!!! By the way just how friendly are you with that duck? I have heard the full photo could be called *!***!***!***!** and that the enviromental Nazi's are after your arse big time. Just to remove that poor duck of coarse.
Look forward with anticapation to the next volley of insults and hope this finds all my boating mates well, except Paddy of coarse.......................

[Eyekandyboats]

lmao

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Paddy I am so sorry to hear of your troubles . Good thing Chuck is working on that prop order!! Was that 106 mph or kph, for goodness sake if it is kph you can do that with the xs 2 on 4s..... Alas for the moment I must be serious, it is my fault you broke that shaft because I gave you that 5s pack and new you would break something ( hoping). You must think I am a devious fat prick! Paddy you would be right of coarse!! I have just stripped my Futaba Fasst Radio and conformal coated all the electronics for when you push me in, can not wait to see the look on your wrinkled old face as I beat you from the drink!!!! By the way just how friendly are you with that duck? I have heard the full photo could be called *!***!***!***!** and that the enviromental Nazi's are after your arse big time. Just to remove that poor duck of coarse.
Look forward with anticapation to the next volley of insults and hope this finds all my boating mates well, except Paddy of coarse.......................

1. Andy to measure speed we use the ffs system in Tasmania. That is football fields per second.
2. The shaft broke as it enters the stuffing tube so I will take the blame for that.
3. I know you are devious and your remark about loving your neighbours wives on the other thread shows us all how devious you are.
4. Let us just say that me and the duck are VERY good friends.
5. There will be no tirade of insults from me. I have a cunning plan and that is all I need. <--- That is a hint

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I have a cunning plan and that is all I need. <--- That is a hint

Andy I told you I have a cunning plan and here he is.....



Meet my new race manager. He reminds me of someone but I just can not think who. Anyway he told me he has good connections and could make things a little hot for you.
For some reason he can not start the job right now but he said he would be with me before Brisbane next year.

[egneg]

What prop order? I don't remember anyone from down under ordering props!

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What prop order? I don't remember anyone from down under ordering props!

Chuck, Andrew ordered or is about to order some props from you for himself and me. I wanted 3 and I think he wants about the same amount.

[egneg]

No worries Paddy - I have been working on them. I guess my sense of humor is a bit sick!