Be careful where you fart

[properchopper]

http://now.msn.com/now/0626-man-pulls-gun-fart.aspx

[detox]

Be very careful who you fart around. Some people get very pissed. Especially at the dinner table.

[properchopper]

Be very careful who you fart around. Some people get very pissed. Especially at the dinner table.

Unles you're sporting these : http://now.msn.com/money/0629-deodorized-fart-pads.aspx

[domwilson]

Unles you're sporting these : http://now.msn.com/money/0629-deodorized-fart-pads.aspx

Ha! Ha! Ha!.....Recovering from a floor meeting!

[Steven Vaccaro]

im going to show this to my farty kids! i made anthony get out ofthe car and walk about a mile or two to home one time for farting in the car. but here is the backstory, he farts in the car to break them on me. All i ask is thst he opens the window. he never does. i gave him a warning thefirst time. then the walk! he makessureto roll down the window now!!

[tryinotocrash]

Always check the windows on a friends car as well, Some People think it is friggin hilarious to turn on the window locks and Shart Themselves! Don't Ask.

[properchopper]

im going to show this to my farty kids! i made anthony get out ofthe car and walk about a mile or two to home one time for farting in the car. but here is the backstory, he farts in the car to break them on me. All i ask is thst he opens the window. he never does. i gave him a warning thefirst time. then the walk! he makessureto roll down the window now!!

I feel for you ! Matter of fact, a certain racer friend we all know has stayed in my tiny apartment during races. When he silently and toxically outgassed and caused me to duck under the covers to keep my soft contact lenses from curling up I finally provided him with this bell to ring before it hit to give me time to seek safety : (true story)

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[detox]

Fond memories. Nothing like a good fart story.

[properchopper]

Fond memories. Nothing like a good fart story.

You're right. What with some of the cow exhaust I've been through recently, I needed a momentary detour into the third grade to lighten things up

[detox]

This topic is a lot like the Over-Volt lipo topic. No one responds or wont even touch it with a ten foot cattle prod.

[domwilson]

Wanna pull my finger?

[properchopper]

Wanna pull my finger?

[detox]

Funny. My wife just farted in the tub. You know that resonating, bubbling sound.

[drwayne]

Here's an Aussie dart blower .. at 18 secs.
The rest is still a ripper ... ..

[properchopper]

Here's an Aussie dart blower .. at 18 secs.
The rest is still a ripper ... ..

Doc, Way to spoil my day - bringing up memories of my ex-wife

[ note to self : never propose while on a six-day drunk]

[srislash]

That is hilarious!! To both of you's.

Wish you would've given that advice years ago Tony.

[drwayne]

Just uploaded this advertising classic
may take a few moments to be available online

[detox]

Here's a good one. I would have moved far away quickly.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3znWZj-x9U

[properchopper]

1/10 scale hydro farts on back straight - listen carefully at @ 37 seconds

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLOD_9vx8HI

[srislash]

Here's a good one. I would have moved far away quickly.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3znWZj-x9U

That was just too graphic..

[ron1950]

at my age all u fart is dust.....used to be able to clear the room now i have to clean the room