Logic?

[kahnen]

There was these two old farmers that were neighbors. They were talking one day and one decided to make himself better and go to college. So, he went to the school to sign up for classes.

The old farmer tells the guidance counsiler "I know I need math and reading and writing but what other class should I take?"

Counciler says" How about Logic?"

"Logic? Whats that?" asks the old farmer.

"Let me try to explain" says the counciler. "Do you own a weed wacker?"

"Yes I do." said the farmer.

Counciler says "Logic says, if you own a weedwaker, you have a lawn"

Farmer shocked "Yes, yes I do!"

Counciler " Well, if you own a lawn, you own a house"

Farmer "Yeah, an old farm house"

Counciler "If you own a home, you must have a family"

Farmer "A beautiful wife and two children"

Counciler "If you have a family you must be a heterosexual"

Farmer "That I am"

Counciler "Well, thats logic"

The farmer signs up for his classes and heads back to his farm. The next day the two old farmers are talking and the neighbor farmer asks" What classes are you taking?"

Farmer says " Well, math, reading, writing and logic"

Neighbor farmer asks "Logic?"

So the farmer says "Let me try to explain it, Do you own a weed wacker?"

The Neighbor farmer replies "No, I don't"

Farmer "Oh, then your gay"

[Eyekandyboats]

haha! !

[Ocean Racer]

I guess he didnt get it