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    Default Sensitive Ozzie

    A fat smelly woman meets Ozzie in a bar.
    They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together.
    They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment.
    She notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet,
    cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute,cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall!
    It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display.
    There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf.
    She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of Teddy Bears and wonders just how GAY he is ! She is quite impressed by his sensitive side. but doesn’t mention this to him.
    They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after awhile, she finds herself thinking, Maybe, this guy could be the one!
    Maybe he could be the future father of my children?’
    She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips hoping he is no powder puff.
    He responds warmly.
    They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other’s clothes and make hot, steamy love.
    She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known.
    After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy they are lying there together in the wet spot.
    The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly,
    ‘Well,how was it?’
    The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and says:
    ‘Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf”

    Ozzie such a sensitive guy

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    Hot steamy passion !!!
    I get that as I put the hatch tape on my BBY rigger.

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    to tell the truth i felt sorry for her she only deserved a small teddy bear

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    Good to see ya back on the funny side Ozzie, let the piss taking begin

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    just been busy,playing with different setups on my boats 10 trips to the pond in 4 days

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    And how did it go young man???

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    Quote Originally Posted by ozzie-crawl View Post
    just been busy,playing with different setups on my boats 10 trips to the pond in 4 days
    Last time Andy went to the pond 10 times in 4 days someone was giving free beer away.
    Andy you big sheila, I have your stuff sitting on my desk and will post it tomorrow. Geez I never seen such a baby. "Oh have you looked in your prop box yet. Come one get off your a$$ and post it to me" What a girl.

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    Yeah I agree mate, it was only 4 months ago I friggin asked you you old moll !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by andym View Post
    Yeah I agree mate, it was only 4 months ago I friggin asked you you old moll !!
    When you are 61 you will know 4 months is not a long time. I go longer than that between showers.

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    Here is one for the sensitive types amongst us....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivoR6...Y&feature=grec

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    i think andy may have a thing for the posty, only chance he gets for a chat up is when he gets mail.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ozzie-crawl View Post
    i think andy may have a thing for the posty, only chance he gets for a chat up is when he gets mail.
    You are on to something there ozzie. I think it is male he is after and not mail.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xzessperated View Post
    Here is one for the sensitive types amongst us....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivoR6...Y&feature=grec
    Paddy, where do you pick up these gems of life today. Classic Aussie humour.

    Douggie

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