I need a good laugh this year...
I'll rate the funniest joke posted in this thread (clean words at least) as the winner. Friday 1/8/2010 @ 5PM
Enter as often as you like
Start your post like this...
JOKE ENTRY:
(insert joke here)
ex of a boderline joke:
An elderly man finds he is unable to perform for his wife. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things; but nothing seems to work. So the doctor refers him to an American Indian medicine man.
The medicine man says, "I can cure this." With that said, he throws a white powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. Then he says, "This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year. All you have to do is say '123,' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"
The guy then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to continue?" The medicine man replies, "All you or your partner has to say is 1234, and it will go down. But be warned, it will not work again for another year."
The old gent rushes home, anxious to try out his new powers and prowess. That night he is ready to surprise his wife. He showers, shaves, and puts on his most exotic shaving lotion and cologne. After he gets into bed and is lying next to her, he says, "123."
Suddenly he has one just as the medicine man had promised. His wife, who had been facing away from him,
turns over and asks, "What did you say 123 for?"
Good luck and mak'em funny
Last edited by Diegoboy; 01-06-2010 at 01:18 AM.
"A quick temper will make a fool of you soon enough."
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