Just for giggles I started reading the Skippies and Kiwi's thread from the start, I have been pissing myself laughing for the last 1/2 hour and the tears are still flowing! It is sort of an bad taste John Cleese sketch.
Go on all you people in need of a laugh have a read from page one!
I apologize in advance to all the people we insult , to all the nationalities, gays, sheep and goat herders and FIG JAM types in general SORRY