Skippies and Kiwis

[Flying Scotsman]

Received my X642 and I am now excited and no animals will be abused.

Great work Chuck...spun it on my balancer....it never stopped turning....it is time to build a new tug...all the bits are here.

Douggie

[Flying Scotsman]

In answer to your song Sir Douglas

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7S_gLohI4XE

Just when you think you are about to put me on the canvas Kapoooooweee your boats will be history Mr D.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7CaiWxKYBo&feature=related

How do you think you will go up against Andy's boats up there in the center if you want to do a bit of oval racing. In the top corner Ozzie has his Black Pussy that will screw your Tug Boat stupid. Oh I forgot you have an Insane Hydro now. I have been hearing some good reports about them but we will see when you tell us how fast yours goes.

You are toast mate, I do love that Queen song though...played at too many SAINTS failurers videos

Douggie

[Xzessperated]

You are toast mate, I do love that Queen song though...played at too many SAINTS failurers videos

Douggie

Forget the songs and start getting that boat ready. We want to see pics and video and gps speed. Ozzie needs a goal to aim for with his Black Pussy. Really I think Andy's Seaducer can whip your a$$ on a circuit and in a straight line. Your only saving grace so far is Chucks prop. We are hearing a lot about the Insane boat except how fast they go. We need gps speed or we would accept speeds from a sanctioned SAW event maybe (not sure we can trust the speeds from these events )
Put the whisky bottle down and pick up the epoxy bottle and start work Sir Douggie

[egneg]

Received my X642 and I am now excited and no animals will be abused.

Great work Chuck...spun it on my balancer....it never stopped turning....it is time to build a new tug...all the bits are here.

Douggie

Glad to hear it finally got there Douggie.

The more boost than roost prop company.

[Flying Scotsman]

Picked up the epoxy bottle and now my hand is stuck to the main man....Mervin any suggestions....damn it 60 minute epoxy sets fast.

Douggie

[Xzessperated]

Picked up the epoxy bottle and now my hand is stuck to the main man....Mervin any suggestions....damn it 60 minute epoxy sets fast.

Douggie

haha.
There could be one of 2 reasons for it sticking to your hand..
1. You move to slow
2. You were distracted by how good the other thing in your hand feels (most likely reason)

[Xzessperated]

Well ladies I have been to the pond with my DF 33. Nothing unusual about that I hear you girls mutter. I ran it on 2 different 4s batteries and the results were interesting.

Battery 1. Thunderpower 5000 mAh, 45C = 91.3 kph Battery cost $180
Battery 2. Turnigy 5000 mAh, 40C = 96.7 kph Battery cost $57

Dont get me wrong I am not saying the Turnigy is a better battery but it gives you a good bang for your buck.
In fairness to the Thunder Power battery it is getting a little long in the tooth.

Douggie I have heard there is a lot of midnight oil being burned in Canada lately. Maybe the result of your boat building me thinks.

Ozzie rooster tails at your pond soon too I hear.

Andy your props are like good wine. They get better with age.

Dr W any luck with an Andym prop yet?

Simon what is happening in Balsa city?

Jan how is Lake Legg treating you? Some new personal records I hope

Chuck I can feel Packer time coming. You will love my new flying gloves when they arrive. Pics will follow.

[andym]

After much arm bending Dr W and my self have come to an arrangement, Paddy Turnigy are great value for money and the 45c cells a step up again, only makes our life better don't they !!?? Have you placed one of the offensive advertising stickers upon one of your vessels yet ?? I have been informed that due to the aerodynamic osculation of the disc shape isotopes used in the secret manufacture of these in a little hut just behind the Honey Moon Uranium mine great speeds will be achieved, you may find however that you glow in the dark and procreate two headed offspring, in your case Paddy three headed six titted , two fanny midgets. However this is another story.
Cheers all, and yes where is Jan he is getting as hard to find as Wally

[andym]

NEWS FLASH , just heard on the radio that an old man in CANADA has been taken by ambulance to the emergency department, he was found bleeding in his bath tub with a large fiberglass hydro shoved up his arse and a bull frog dead on his cock. He is said to be in a serious condition. Police think this is the result of a disturbing sexual practice.
Get well soon Douggie

[drwayne]

NEWS FLASH , just heard on the radio that an old man in CANADA has been taken by ambulance to the emergency department, he was found bleeding in his bath tub with a large fiberglass hydro shoved up his arse and a bull frog dead on his cock. He is said to be in a serious condition. Police think this is the result of a disturbing sexual practice.
Get well soon Douggie

Reuters Online news service adds

" following quick thinking by Triage staff, the model boat survived. ."

Thank God !

[andym]

Reuters Online news service added

" following quick thinking by Triage staff, the model boat survived. ."

Thank God !

Well they deserve a bloody big medal !! Imagine getting close enough to his arse to save the poor boat! Would have been in full HazChem gear

[drwayne]

Well they deserve a bloody big medal !! Imagine getting close enough to his arse to save the poor boat! Would have been in full HazChem gear

Latex gloves , safety goggles and paper mask are no barrier against the vulgarities found wedged between some arse cracks..

DrW.

[ozzie-crawl]

Well they deserve a bloody big medal !! Imagine getting close enough to his arse to save the poor boat! Would have been in full HazChem gear

i heard a team of 6 specialists went in to retrieve the hydro but only 4 came out.
there is some real sad news the bull frog died,when they got it to the vet it was still laughing,luckily the vet was a frog whisperer and the frog said [quote] "i have never seen a penis that small since i was was a tad pole"
two of the vets assistance also died of laughter when they seen the police forensic photos.
there will be a memorial service for billy the bull frog this Saturday

[andym]

Sorry Douggie, just could not help myself !! Got to admit it is rather funny though

[drwayne]

Good news on the Canadian front, with a flashback to the Scotsman found in a entangled array of organic and synthetic sex aids, presented to Vancouver hospital by a helpful group of girl scouts !! ... So here we are 12 weeks later.......Douggie narrowly survived his brush with discomfort .. and the strangely amorous frog is now digesting tadpoles in frog heaven....The rescued model boat was auctioned for a new record price on eBay...soon beaten by the photographs taken by the inquisitive girl scouts.

and now over in Milwaukee we have senator ............




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