Skippies and Kiwis

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More Black Douggie Pictures

[Brushless55]

Grrrrr!
that looks sexy..

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Grrrrr!
that looks sexy..

Lol. Anything called Douggie would have to be sexy

[Flying Scotsman]

All I can see is some nice hardware suspended in the air and some silly stickers

Douggie

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All I can see is some nice hardware suspended in the air

Douggie

Douggie I have consulted the local eye specialist (one of my girlfriends) about your problem with the color BLACK and she told me to tell you that the Pope has been telling people for years that if they wanked they would go blind. She said that while you did not go blind you did go blind to the color BLACK. She said that if you looked at the pictures through the bottom of a Black Douglas whiskey bottle that it would refract the light and bend it to the color red and you would be able to see that. She said that if your wore Ray Ban sunglasses while looking through the bottle that the red color would change to BLACK and you would be able to see it because of the sunglasses. I asked her if you just wore the sunglasses would you be able to see the boat and she said yes. I asked her why the bloody hell she even mentioned the bottle of Black Douglas for and she said you sounded like you needed a drink to cope with your wanking problem.

[Flying Scotsman]

June, you have a problem, your hubby is mad and sneeking out for devious sex escapades.

Douggie

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June, you have a problem, your hubby is mad and sneeking out for devious sex escapades.

Douggie

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh Quiet

[Flying Scotsman]

Andy, I think Paddy has a serious prop problem...suggestions?

Douggie

[andym]

Problem ?? Na mate that's quite normal for a red blooded Aussie. We all sneak out for depraved and devious sex. This is because Australian woman do not anything dirty once married. I got my wife pissed once and whacked it straight up her blurter, she did not seem to mind. When I had finished and wiped the engorged old fella on the curtains because it was a bit dirty she went OFF big time. Ended up in divorce!! Go figure, you can never work em out can you ???

[drwayne]

Wow M8 .. you never cease to amaze me. .. you had curtains !.

Problem ?? Na mate that's quite normal for a red blooded Aussie. We all sneak out for depraved and devious sex. This is because Australian woman do not anything dirty once married. I got my wife pissed once and whacked it straight up her blurter, she did not seem to mind. When I had finished and wiped the engorged old fella on the curtains because it was a bit dirty she went OFF big time. Ended up in divorce!! Go figure, you can never work em out can you ???

[egneg]

Wow M8 .. you never cease to amaze me. .. you had curtains !.

They are feed sacks strung up with wire.

[Flying Scotsman]

Live from Australia...the moron of the year award.....final contestants...Andy and Paddy....the winner Andy who wanks himself on live telly at the news....wrong....Paddy is the winner and he ????

Douggie

[drwayne]

I doubt andy's wife wouldve used her dress material as window covers ...

They are feed sacks strung up with wire.

Impressed how well you type one handed, Douggie.

Live from Australia...the moron of the year award.....final contestants...Andy and Paddy....the winner Andy who wanks himself on live telly at the news....wrong....Paddy is the winner and he ????

Douggie

[Flying Scotsman]

I do my best with my main member..slapping that on the keyboard is a Scottish skill.

Douggie

[andym]

must be a small key board