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  • jwt
    jwt
    • Nov 2007
    • 59

    #1

    Morning sex

    She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, wearing
    only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.
    As I walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly,
    'You've got to make love to me this very moment.'
    My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to
    be my lucky day.'
    Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all;
    Right there on the kitchen table.
    Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her 'T' shirt still
    around her neck.
    A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?'

    She explained, 'The egg timer's broken
  • Xzessperated
    Fast Electric Addict!
    • Apr 2008
    • 3060

    #2
    LOL. I love it
    Several boats in various stages of destruction

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    • andym
      More Go Than Show Prop Co
      • Apr 2007
      • 2406

      #3
      Ha Ha Ha, I nearly fell off my bloody perch mate. My last girlfriend reckoned her eggs would still be runny If she used our rooting as a egg timer. I told her that was because she only let me at her once a month. If I was allowed twice a day as is my right that I could do soft boiled no worries!! Ha Ha
      PS I have forwarded her a link to this joke!!!!!!!!

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