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Cooking !!
A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his
sexuality from his parents, went over to their house,
and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner.
He sat down at the kitchen table,let out a big
sigh, and said, "Mum, I have something to tell you, I'm gay."
His mother made no reply or gave any response, and the guy
was about to repeat it to make sure she'd heard him, when she
turned away from the pot she was stirring and said calmly,
"You're gay, doesn't that mean you have oral sex with other men?"
The guy said nervously, "Uh, yeah, Mum, that's right."
His mother went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly whirled around and WHACKED him over the head with her spoon and said,
"Don't you EVER complain about the taste of my cooking again!"
sexuality from his parents, went over to their house,
and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner.
He sat down at the kitchen table,let out a big
sigh, and said, "Mum, I have something to tell you, I'm gay."
His mother made no reply or gave any response, and the guy
was about to repeat it to make sure she'd heard him, when she
turned away from the pot she was stirring and said calmly,
"You're gay, doesn't that mean you have oral sex with other men?"
The guy said nervously, "Uh, yeah, Mum, that's right."
His mother went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly whirled around and WHACKED him over the head with her spoon and said,
"Don't you EVER complain about the taste of my cooking again!"