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  • domwilson
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    • Apr 2007
    • 4408

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    Funny Book Titles

    THE BEST book title JOKES:


    1 - Winning the Lottery by Jack Potts...
    2 - Who Saw Him Go? by Wendy Leeve...
    3 - Droopy Drawers by Lucy Lastic...
    4 - One Hundred Metres to the Bus Stop, by Willy Makit, illustrated by Betty Won...
    5 - The Greatest Detective Stories Ever Told by Watts E. Dunn...
    6 - All You Need to Know about Explosives by Dinah Mite...
    7 - The Art of Button-collecting by Zipporah Broaken...
    8 - Dancing at the Party by Hans Neesanboompsadaisy...
    9 - Improve Your Target Shooting by Mr Completely...
    10 - Monster-making as a Hobby by Frank N. Stine...
    11 - The Insurmountable problem by Major Setback...
    12 - The Worst Journey in the World by Helen Back...
    13 - Discipline in the Home by Wilma Child-Begood...
    14 - How to Diet Successfully by M. T. Cupboard...
    15 - Your money or your life by Stan Den Deliver...
    16 - Grow Your Own Vegetables by Rosa Carrotts...
    17 - My Years in a Lunatic Asylum by I. M. Nutty...
    18 - Tape Recording for Beginners by Cass Ette...
    19 - Making Weatherproof Clothes by Ranier Day...
    20 - Communicating with Cattle by I. Ken Mooue...
    21 - When Shall We Meet Again ? by Miles Apart...
    22 - The Japenese Way of Death by Harri Kirri...
    23 - Old English Churches by Beverley Minster...
    24 - How I Crossed the Desert by Rhoda Camul...
    25 - A Load of Old Rubbish by Stefan Nonsense...
    26 - Making the Least of Life by Minnie Mumm...
    27 - The Punished Schoolboy by Major Bumsaw...
    28 - The Economic Breakfast by Roland Marge...
    29 - The Naughty Schoolboy by Enid Spanking...
    30 - The Greatest Party by Maud D. Merrier...
    31 - My Favourite Sweets by Annie Seedball...
    32 - Making the Most of Life by Maxie Mumm...
    33 - Romantic Remembrance by Valentine Card...
    34 - Round the Mountain by Sheelagh B. Cummin...
    35 - I'm Absolutely Certain by R. U. Sure...
    36 - Apologising Made Simple by Thayer Thorry...
    37 - The Joys of Hitch-hiking by Marsha Long...
    38 - Losing an Electric Drill by Andy Gadget...
    39 - Outsize Clothes-buying by Ellie Fant...
    40 - Falling from a Window by Eileen Dowt...
    41 - The Embarrassing Moment by Lucy Lastic...
    42 - The World of Vegetables by Artie Choak...
    43 - The Barber of Seville by Aaron Floor...
    44 - English Folk Customs by Morris Dancer...
    45 - My life selling houses by Con Allday...
    46 - Why You Need Insurance by Justin Case...
    47 - Kung Fu for Beginners by Flora Mugga...
    48 - The Modern Police Force by Iris Tew...
    49 - The Joys of Horse-riding by Jim Kama...
    50 - Silence is Golden by Xavier Brethe...
    51 - A Call for Assistance by Linda Hand...
    52 - Collection Litter by Phil D Basket...
    53 - Seasons Greetings by Mary Christmas...
    54 - The Chocolate Bar by Ken I Havesum...
    55 - The Spicy Sausage by Delia Katessen...
    56 - At the South Pole by Anne Tarctic...
    57 - Nothing's Ever Right by Mona Lott...
    58 - The Untamed Tiger by Claudia Armoff...
    59 - Garden Water Features by Lily Pond...
    60 - Repairing Old Clothes by Fred Bare...
    61 - The Lady Artist by Andrew Pictures...
    62 - Dont' Wake the Baby by Elsie Cries...
    63 - The Long Walk Home by Miss D. Buss...
    64 - The Post Script by Adeline Extra...
    65 - The Strongman by Everhard Muscles...
    66 - Shipwrecked ! by Mandy Lifeboats...
    67 - Telephone Problems by Ron Number...
    68 - Ropin' and Ranchin' by Larry Yett...
    69 - How to Feed Elephants by P. Nutts...
    70 - Aches and Pains by Arthur Ritis...
    71 - Parachute Jumping by Hugo Furst...
    72 - How I Won the Pools by Jack Potts...
    73 - March Into Battle by Sally Forth...
    74 - The Best Day Ever by Trudy Light...
    75 - Taming Wild Cats by Claude Face...
    76 - They have arrived - Hia Dei Kum...
    77 - Is this Love? by Midas Wellbee...
    78 - What's Up, Doc? by Howie Dewin...
    79 - Solving the Mystery by Ivor Clew...
    80 - End of the Week by Gladys Friday...
    81 - The New Drum by Major Headache...
    82 - The Escaping Herd by Gay Topen...
    83 - Hit on the Head by I. C. Stars...
    84 - Out for the Count by Esau Stars...
    85 - Beginning Magic by Beatrix Star...
    86 - The Hurricane by Rufus Blownoff...
    87 - The Runaway Horse by Gay Topen...
    88 - The Steel Band by Lydia Dustbin...
    89 - Noisy Nights by Constance Norah...
    90 - The Millionaire by Ivor Fortune...
    91 - Looking Forward by Felix Ited...
    92 - School Meals by R. E. Volting...
    93 - Seaside Treats by Rhoda Donkey...
    94 - Catching Criminals by Hans Upp...
    95 - Food on the Table by E. Tittup...
    96 - I've Been Bitten! by A. Flea...
    97 - The Lost Bet by Henrietta Hart...
    98 - Horror Stories by R. U. Scared...
    99 - How to Get There by Ridya Bike...
    100 - The Garlic Eater by I Malone...
    101 - Carpet Fitting by Walter Wall...
    102 - Pain and Sorry by Anne Guish...
    103 - The Laser Weapon by Ray Gunn...
    104 - The Worst Striker by Mr Goal...
    105 - Modern Haircuts by Sean Head...
    106 - Keep on Trying by Percy Vere...
    107 - Aching Joints by Arthur Itis...
    108 - I am not guilty - Wai Hang Mi...
    109 - Never Give Up! by Percy Vere...
    110 - Hair Disorders by Dan Druff...
    111 - Will He Win ? by Betty Wont...
    112 - Kidnapped ! by Caesar Quick...
    113 - Stay out of sight - Lei Lo...
    114 - Peek-a-Boo! by I. C. Hugh...
    115 - The Insomniac by Eliza Wake...
    116 - All Aboard! by Abel Seamann...
    117 - Pig Breeding by Lena Bacon...
    118 - Making Snacks by San Widge...
    119 - Neck Exercises by G. Rarff...
    120 - Strong Winds by Gail Force...
    121 - Who Shot JR ? by U Dunnit...
    122 - The big bang by Dina Mite...
    123 - Igloo Building by S Keemo...
    124 - Whodunnit ? by Ivor Clew...
    125 - Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni...
    126 - Army Jokes by Major Laugh...
    127 - Mega Bites by Amos Quito...
    128 - Adding Up by Juan & Juan...
    129 - Birdwatching by Jack Daw...
    130 - The Ugly Hag by Ida Face...
    131 - Fade Away by Peter Out...
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