Dumb, Dumber, and of course.....

[wirenut67]

3 rednecks are talking...

the first says" my wife went out and bought a refrigerator, and we don't even have electricity."

to which the second replies" my wife bought a washer and dryer, and we have no running water!"

The third says" thats nothing, my wife is so dumb she has condoms in her purse, and she does not even have a..........."