zrchobbies
07-17-2007, 10:49 PM
I borrowed this from a fellow boater on another forum:
*The Poopie List*
GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the
toilet.
CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on
the toilet paper.
WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you put
some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them
with stains.
SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled you pants
up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.
POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you
practically have a stroke.
LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first
breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.
DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's
most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.
GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit
on the toilet and fart a few times.
SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you
sideways.
WET CHEEKS POOPIE: (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks
get splashed with water.
THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done
poopie-ing it. You just hope a shake or two will cut it loose.
THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to
fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!
Zach
ZRCHobbies
*The Poopie List*
GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the
toilet.
CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on
the toilet paper.
WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you put
some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them
with stains.
SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled you pants
up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.
POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you
practically have a stroke.
LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first
breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.
DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's
most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.
GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit
on the toilet and fart a few times.
SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you
sideways.
WET CHEEKS POOPIE: (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks
get splashed with water.
THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done
poopie-ing it. You just hope a shake or two will cut it loose.
THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to
fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!
Zach
ZRCHobbies