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Darin Jordan
01-23-2009, 03:30 PM
To understand the next 4 years, you have to understand...
"The World According To Chicago."

Chicago is more than just a city in Illinois,
it's a completely different world
with a whole different set of morals and language.

There are only three rules there which anybody can understand.
You don't even need an attorney to understand them,
and if you need an attorney,
Well . . . you know too much, so look out for Rule #3!

RULE #1
No matter what you see, hear, or do - you don't know anybody and you don't know nuttin'...!

RULE #2
If you capture something on tape or camera - it doesn't reveal nuttin'...!

RULE #3
If you know what anybody knows in Chicago , well . .. ..
Dat's' da last ting you'll ever know, and you'll wish youse never knew nuttin'...!

Now, pay close attention...
we don't want to have to say this more than once.
It's very simple . . ..
We'll illustrate.
If you have to, read slowly!
These two? They don't know each other!

http://www.banzaihydrosports.com/hosted_files/Obama_and_Blogo.jpg


Remember the first picture?
Be sure you only remember that they don't know each other
and you certainly don't know dem either!

Da fellas in the background in this picture? Well . . ...
What fellas? We don't see nuttin'...!


http://www.banzaihydrosports.com/hosted_files/Obama_and_Blogo_2.jpg

Oops! How did that get in here?
Da guy on the left? For all you know he's Santa Claus.
And the guy on the right . . .well, he's Da Easter Bunny!
That's all you need to know and you're better off if you don't know that.

http://www.banzaihydrosports.com/hosted_files/Blago_and_S.jpg


Go to your eye doctor,
Youse eyes is lyin' to yas! Capice?


http://www.banzaihydrosports.com/hosted_files/Blago_and_O.jpg

We don't want to know what they're saying.
Remember Jimmy Hoffa!
He knew too much and now . . .well . . .
Now no one knows where he is.
Is the big picture clear?
Not these pictures gumwad, cuz youse already forgot dem!

http://www.banzaihydrosports.com/hosted_files/Obama_and_Blogo_3.jpg


Now, ain't that simple?
They don't know nuttin' and neither do we!
And don't forget it!

P.S. If you pass this on to your friends, don't forget Rule #1
and, that ways, there's nuttin' to fear about #3!

JimClark
01-23-2009, 03:46 PM
What post Darin

Darin Jordan
01-23-2009, 03:51 PM
I know 'nuttin...

Of course, most people say "I DON'T know 'nuttin"... which is a double negative and shows that they DO know SOMETHING... Hmmmm... :confused2:

ghostofpf1
01-23-2009, 04:31 PM
LOL... We need a :yawn: smilie......

Steve :tiphat:

Steven Vaccaro
01-23-2009, 04:43 PM
All I know is my Mother wouldn't cut my hair when I was younger and always looked the Gov. Governor DUDE use some of those payoffs and get a hair cut, the 70's are out.

Darin Jordan
01-23-2009, 05:22 PM
LOL... We need a :yawn: smilie......

Steve :tiphat:


We also need a "Stikin' head in the sand" smiley...

http://www.realestate.co.nz/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/head-in-the-sand.jpg

calcagno45
01-23-2009, 06:00 PM
:iagree:

Hilarious!!!!:lol:

ghostofpf1
01-23-2009, 06:10 PM
We also need a "Stikin' head in the sand" smiley...

http://www.realestate.co.nz/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/head-in-the-sand.jpg

LOL... I agree...I could have used it frequently while conversing with some of you regarding teh shrubs shortcomings for the last 8 years :lol:

Steve :thumbup:

Steven Vaccaro
01-23-2009, 08:01 PM
I remember the days after 911, people were sad and scared. Days later, that turned to frustrated and angry. Those times have been easily forgotten by many people. What should have been done differently by the US government? I don't pretend to know one way or the other on whats right or wrong, because in the end, "ALL" of us only know what the news and government wants us to know. But I do know that since that day, a certain group of people still hate us and have not had the chance to do it again. For that I'm thankful.

Flying Scotsman
01-23-2009, 08:27 PM
Steven, I was at a packaging show in LA when the 9/11 news broke. A terrible event. The show was cancelled the next day and people were wondering how they would get home . No planes, as a lot of planes were told to land in Canada and stand by. The best part is to ask people how they got home...the road stories are amazing.
Hate is a strong word. Devious and mislead individuals who are indoctrinated to a bombing mission are wrong and we are also all guilty of those assumptions from power era to power era

Douggie

Darin Jordan
01-23-2009, 08:33 PM
Hate is a strong word. Devious and mislead individuals who are indoctrinated to a bombing mission are wrong and we are also all guilty of those assumptions from power era to power era

Douggie


I'm sorry to disagree slightly here, but hate is hate... I don't care HOW you got to that point, if you hate someone enough that it's worth it to you to blow yourself up trying to take them out of this world or hurt their loved ones, then you are just a little bit more than "mislead"...

Doug Smock
01-24-2009, 12:19 AM
Baskin Robbins is introducing a new ice cream in honor of the inauguration. It is called "Barocky Road".


It's half vanilla, half chocolate, surrounded by "fruits" and "nuts"!

RCprince
01-24-2009, 12:30 AM
stop Whining people, you sound like a bunch of school girls, trying to see which jock you'd rather have take advantage of you. Spend less time on the forum talking about it and be about it. Catch a plane, train, bus or drive to DC and let you voice be heard, as a matter of fact... http://www.whitehouse.gov

Doug Smock
01-24-2009, 01:43 AM
It's a joke guy, lighten up and have some popcorn and beer on me.:olleyes:



:popcorn2::beerchug:

Doug

Dr. Jet
01-24-2009, 10:34 AM
I'm sorry to disagree slightly here, but hate is hate... I don't care HOW you got to that point, if you hate someone enough that it's worth it to you to blow yourself up trying to take them out of this world or hurt their loved ones, then you are just a little bit more than "mislead"...

Right on target again Darin. These cockroaches do not have the same thinking process or mindset as Westerners. From the moment they are born, they are taught hate in their madrasas. They learn that Jews grind the bones of Arabs to make bread; they are taught that those who do not follow the teachings of Mohammed are sub-human; they are taught to spread Islam "by the sword"; they are taught that killing Infidels is the path to ever-lasting glory; they are taught that their economic woes are caused by the Jews; they are taught that Jews stole their land in 1948 (by the way, Mark Twain remarked that that portion of the Middle East now known as Israel was over 75% Jews, and that was in 1860, so don't tell me there we no Jews there before 1948). The words "tolerance", "compassion", and "co-existence" do not exist in their lexicon.

The only way these people will not hate us is to break the cycle of "education" they receive. And for those already "educated", the only alternative we have is to kill them before they kill us. These vermin want nothing more than to kill as many of us Infidels as they possibly can.

You have to be mentally deranged if you think you can "negotiate" with these people. Oh yeah, that's right, Liberals think you can negotiate with them (see tag line at the bottom of this post). Let's see how it would work: You are sitting around the negotiating table in Geneva with the head Wahhabi negotiator and he spells out his position. "All Jews and Infidels must die." Where do you start negotiating? "Only half the Jews and Infidels must die?"

No boys and girls, there is REAL hate here, not just poor, "misguided" people that are misunderstood by us evil Westerners.

Get a grip people, if these people get their hands on some nukes, do you think they will use that as a negotiating point, or will they simply launch them at the nearest target of opportunity?

Bill-SOCAL
01-24-2009, 10:56 AM
You got it right on my Brother!!!

And let's not forget that all blacks have rhythm.
All White men can't jump.
All Hispanics are lazy.
And is good for only one thaing!!

Dr. Jet
01-24-2009, 11:19 AM
There you go again, putting words in my mouth to suit your point of view. Find where I said ALL Muslims. I simply referred to "those that hate". These cockroaches are mostly of the Wahhabi sect, although a few Sunni and Shiite fall into that category as well.

These Islamo-Fascists don't care if you are a Liberal or a Conservative. They just want to convert us to Islam or kill us.

Steven Vaccaro
01-24-2009, 11:34 AM
You got it right on my Brother!!!

And let's not forget that all blacks have rhythm.
All White men can't jump.
All Hispanics are lazy.
And is good for only one thaing!!

We learn by our parents and in school its not to right to stereotype. But when I see blacks and whites in a dance club its easy to see that lots of white people have no rhythm and lots of black people do(by the way I'm jealous of that fact, I have two left feet). I never say "ALL" white have no rhythm and blacks do. But I can make a conclusion by what I have witness with my own eyes that most are like that. Now what are we supposed to believe when we hear that a majority of people of a certain culture have OUTWARDLY stated that they want to kill Jews and US citizens? And have also done so already!!!!

Bill-SOCAL
01-24-2009, 11:53 AM
My point is that over simplifying a complex issue is not an effective way to solve a problem. This type of thinking is no less wrong than during WW II when ALL Japanese were characterized as buck-toothed maniacs ready to fight to the death. Then in our fear and ignorance we herded off over 100,000 people, some American citizens, into camps.

For instance, we have a fellow who is running boats with us now at Legg Lake. Very nice British gentlemen, does gas and FE. Happens to be Muslim, so I wonder Bill, what would you do if you met him?? Hopefully you'd be embarrassed for writing what you did, but somehow I doubt that you would.

But according to what has been written here we should be very afraid of him.

Fear and ignorance is a powerful and dangerous combination.

And Bill, please point out to me in your post where you implied that you were not talking about "all" of" them"? Your meaning was clear in the tone of your post.

Dr. Jet
01-24-2009, 12:13 PM
My point is that over simplifying a complex issue is not an effective way to solve a problem. This type of thinking is no less wrong than during WW II when ALL Japanese were characterized as buck-toothed maniacs ready to fight to the death. Then in our fear and ignorance we herded off over 100,000 people, some American citizens, into camps.

For instance, we have a fellow who is running boats with us now at Legg Lake. Very nice British gentlemen, does gas and FE. Happens to be Muslim, so I wonder Bill, what would you do if you met him?? Hopefully you'd be embarrassed for writing what you did, but somehow I doubt that you would..

I would not be embarassed at all. I proudly stand by what I said. Remember, I'm talking about those fanatics that are still living in the 7th Century. I'll bet you a beer, that he probably feels the same about the radical Wahhabis. Does he believe ALL Infidels must be converted or die? Probably not.


But according to what has been written here we should be very afraid of him.

Show me what was written that says we should fear this fellow.


Fear and ignorance is a powerful and dangerous combination.

And Bill, please point out to me in your post where you implied that you were not talking about "all" of" them"? Your meaning was clear in the tone of your post.

We are talking about the "Devious and mislead individuals who are indoctrinated to a bombing mission" (see Flying Scotsman's post). Where do you see the word ALL in anything I have written.

Think Bill, don't feel. That's the problem with much of the Left: Policies are based on feelings, not core beliefs; symbolism over substance.

Dr. Jet
01-24-2009, 12:17 PM
Side note to all who participate in political debate. While it is obvious that Bill and I fundamentally disagree, take note that neither of us believe it necessary to resort to name-calling or personal attacks. Bill is truly a worthy adversary in the realm of debate (even though he is totally wrong most of the time. ;) ).

RCprince
01-24-2009, 12:43 PM
Ad hominem arguments usually begin when your opponent has run out of facts(if they had any in the first place).

sjslhill
01-24-2009, 01:15 PM
Bill is from the free spending state that is losing $28,000 a minute and waiting for the rest of the US taxpayers to offer a bailout. Mexico is taking over his state as well, maybe it should be theirs anyway. I think we should rename the USA, the USSA and get it over with.

Dr. Jet
01-24-2009, 01:20 PM
We are both from said "People's Republik of Mexifornistan". Si se puede.

Bill-SOCAL
01-24-2009, 02:16 PM
Side note to all who participate in political debate. While it is obvious that Bill and I fundamentally disagree, take note that neither of us believe it necessary to resort to name-calling or personal attacks. Bill is truly a worthy adversary in the realm of debate (even though he is totally wrong most of the time. ;) ).

I agree completely with what my right wing nut job whacko retrograde friend says on this point!!

Perhaps the only thing!! Name calling has no place in these kinds of debates. Although it is hardly a debate when the other guy is totally lost in his own dogma!! :tt2:

Bill-SOCAL
01-24-2009, 02:19 PM
Bill is from the free spending state that is losing $28,000 a minute and waiting for the rest of the US taxpayers to offer a bailout. Mexico is taking over his state as well, maybe it should be theirs anyway. I think we should rename the USA, the USSA and get it over with.


I am not at all clear what bearing you think this has on my opinions. Try to focus more on what I actually say and not color it based on where I live. But if you must do so, then know that I live in Orange County, CA which is perhaps one of the most conservative corners of the USA. So I am not sure what you are trying to say at all.

sjslhill
01-24-2009, 02:46 PM
Color? I have no idea what color has to do with anything. Mexicans are moving into CA at record levels. I don't consider Mexicans a different color but they have lower income and will most likly need Government help. Arnold is not Conservative and does not have control of your state anyway, the Liberals in congress do. We have the same Liberals here as well. The bottom line is that we are headed for Socialism, like it or not, that's what is coming.

Also, I don't care what color Obama is.....he is a socialist and a non Christian follower for that matter. You can't follow Christ and back Abortion and Gay rights.

The Anti-Christ USSA! Kill your offspring country!

Dr. Jet
01-24-2009, 03:10 PM
I agree completely with what my right wing nut job whacko retrograde friend says on this point!!

Perhaps the only thing!! Name calling has no place in these kinds of debates. Although it is hardly a debate when the other guy is totally lost in his own dogma!! :tt2:

You certainly go to great lengths to prove me wrong, don't you, you long-haired, dope-smoking, maggot-infested, tree-hugging, baby-aborting, left-wing communist whacko.

:just-kidding:

Looks like my karma just ran over your dogma. :doh:

Bill-SOCAL
01-24-2009, 03:22 PM
I'll have you know my hair is very short!! See, facts, you just can't deal with the facts!!:rockon2:

Dr. Jet
01-24-2009, 03:33 PM
I'll have you know my hair is very short!! See, facts, you just can't deal with the facts!!:rockon2:

I know your hair is short......on the OUTSIDE! :rofl:

It's the hair growing the OTHER direction that is the cause of your delusions!

Dr. Jet
01-24-2009, 03:36 PM
All kidding aside, I like these debates. They are by far the most civil I have had with anybody on the left.

RCprince
01-24-2009, 03:46 PM
I am not at all clear what bearing you think this has on my opinions. Try to focus more on what I actually say and not color it based on where I live.




Color? I have no idea what color has to do with anything. Mexicans are moving into CA at record levels. I don't consider Mexicans a different color but they have lower income and will most likly need Government help.


If I may take the opportunity to clarify Bill's statement when He referenced the word color.

Color is used as a transitive verb:


1. To impart color to or change the color of.
2.
a. To give a distinctive character or quality to; modify.
b. To exert an influence on; affect: The war colored the soldier's life.
3.
a. To misrepresent, especially by distortion or exaggeration: color the facts.
b. To gloss over; excuse: a parent who colored the children's lies.

Otherwise stop trying to inject bias, into his comments based on his demographics.

sjslhill
01-24-2009, 05:54 PM
40,320,000 a day in losses....I'd be moving if I were him. CA is doomed to complete failure. Maybe we sell the state to mexico.

sjslhill
01-24-2009, 05:56 PM
Thanks for clearing that up for me. :thumbup1:



If I may take the opportunity to clarify Bill's statement when He referenced the word color.

Color is used as a transitive verb:


1. To impart color to or change the color of.
2.
a. To give a distinctive character or quality to; modify.
b. To exert an influence on; affect: The war colored the soldier's life.
3.
a. To misrepresent, especially by distortion or exaggeration: color the facts.
b. To gloss over; excuse: a parent who colored the children's lies.

Otherwise stop trying to inject bias, into his comments based on his demographics.

Bill-SOCAL
01-24-2009, 06:21 PM
40,320,000 a day in losses....I'd be moving if I were him. CA is doomed to complete failure. Maybe we sell the state to mexico.

Funny, we recalled a Democrat governor and voted in Arnold to save the day.

Heck of a job Arnie!!!! Maybe he should have stuck to the movies.

sjslhill
01-24-2009, 07:37 PM
Both parties suck...I'd think you would know that by now. :doh: I am not Reg. Republican by the way, I am a Democrat. Have fun losing everything you have, I will be right behind you. :beerchug:


Funny, we recalled a Democrat governor and voted in Arnold to save the day.

Heck of a job Arnie!!!! Maybe he should have stuck to the movies.

AndyKunz
01-24-2009, 08:03 PM
Funny, we recalled a Democrat governor and voted in Arnold to save the day.

Heck of a job Arnie!!!! Maybe he should have stuck to the movies.

I'm not that surprised. I saw who he married. In the words of Hank Jr, he's "just carryin' on an old family tradition."

Andy

RCprince
01-24-2009, 08:36 PM
Yea Arnold married up, so now his children will be heirs to the Kennedy political dynasty. Shoot, I'm 22nd cousin to the queen of England.

Dr. Jet
01-25-2009, 12:48 AM
Tom McClintock was the front runner in the recall until Arnold Kennedy threw his hat into the ring. He should have stayed in Hollywierd. I think the state would have been much better off instead of electing this Liberal in Republican clothes.

Steve, you're right . Both parties suck, and what they suck is the content of our wallets. I am not a Rebublican, I'm a Conservative. Maybe it's time for the Nationalist Party (no Bill, I do not mean the National Socialist Party).

Borders, Language, Culture.

RCprince
01-25-2009, 01:17 AM
Nah, We need the Whig and Federalist Party to return. Like I've said, a country with 304 million people and you only have 2 parties. Sounds like two sides of the same coin to me.

AndyKunz
01-25-2009, 09:25 AM
I'd go with a States Rights party.

Andy

Dr. Jet
01-25-2009, 10:37 AM
Sounds like two sides of the same coin to me.

Exactly. And that coin USED to be in my pocket. Now it's gone and all I get is lip service (and not the kind you pay for on El Cajon Boulevard).

sjslhill
01-25-2009, 04:12 PM
That war was fought and the North won. Yes, many think the civil war was only fought over slavery, which it WAS not. The war was over how large the Federal Gov. would be vs. States Rights and the right to tax everything is sight. Slavery was going away over time anyway, yes, it speeded it and thanks for that. However, the feds won and that's why it will soon be 40% of the GDP. :unsure:

The only option I see is for Christains to take over the Democrat party and make things right within. :thumbup1:


I'd go with a States Rights party.

Andy

Dr. Jet
01-25-2009, 06:20 PM
The only option I see is for Christains to take over the Democrat party and make things right within. :thumbup1:

That COULD possibly happen; :confused2: but my guess it would take 40 years or so. Everything in life seems to be cyclical. Maybe the offspring of Liberals that aren't aborted will "Rebel" against their parents by becoming Conservatives and/or Christians.

egneg
01-25-2009, 07:11 PM
I think we should start the survivalist party! No more free handouts ... each emergency room visit paid by medicare should result in at least 25 hours of community service - and go up depending on services and meds. For every 25 dollars in food stamps 2 hours of community service will be required. There will be no free lunch - if you don't have the money you better have the time!

RCprince
01-25-2009, 08:00 PM
The only option I see is for Christains to take over the Democrat party and make things right within. :thumbup1:


:bowdown::ThumbsDown01: The world has had enough of religious leaders.

http://media3.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2009/01/25/PH2009012501215.jpg


"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."

Your freedom ends, when it infringes on someone else freedom.

sjslhill
01-25-2009, 08:55 PM
Yes, your system of tossing out the 10 commandments, all morals and no discipline is working really well. :confused2:

One nation under God was how it was formed. When us Christian Democrats take over, you can form your own party of whatever. :olleyes:

Freedom is the ability to worship and following God's laws, not man having sex with another man or killing your offspring.



:bowdown::ThumbsDown01: The world has had enough of religious leaders.

http://media3.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2009/01/25/PH2009012501215.jpg


"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."

Your freedom ends, when it infringes on someone else freedom.

RCprince
01-25-2009, 09:22 PM
Yes, your system of tossing out the 10 commandments, all morals and no discipline is working really well. :confused2:

One nation under God was how it was formed. When us Christian Democrats take over, you can form your own party of whatever. :olleyes:

Freedom is the ability to worship and following God's laws, not man having sex with another man or killing your offspring.

Who a man have sex with, is his prerogative, as long as it's not with a child. What 2 CONSENTING adults do in the privacy of their home is their business. But I have an Idea, men who sleep with other men and women who sleep with other women are exempt from paying taxes, that way the religious won't have their programs tainted by dirty money. ... NEXT:popcorn2:

If Thomas Jefferson was only here now!


The Left have their abortion openly(right secretly) and the Right Have their wars, Why can't they all just get along, shed blood is shed blood.

sjslhill
01-25-2009, 09:47 PM
Why don't you study why Thomas Jefferson, who by the way had children with the slaves he owned, came up with the seperation of church and state. Anyhow, your lost, I can see that. Once your life is over here, your dead and in the ground forever, is that what I understand your saying? Good Luck with that plan of salvation.

Your going to die and go to one of two places.

Hell or Heaven! It's your choice, I hope it's Heaven. :rockon2:

Your confused with religon and the worship of God.




Who a man have sex with, is his prerogative, as long as it's not with a child. What 2 CONSENTING adults do in the privacy of their home is their business. But I have an Idea, men who sleep with other men and women who sleep with other women are exempt from paying taxes, that way the religious won't have their programs tainted by dirty money. ... NEXT:popcorn2:

If Thomas Jefferson was only here now!


The Left have their abortion openly(right secretly) and the Right Have their wars, Why can't they all just get along, shed blood is shed blood.

RCprince
01-25-2009, 10:11 PM
SJ your killing me here, I'm gonna have to get Bill Maher on you. I know all about Thomas J, trust me... But we were speaking on Religion running the Government? As for dying and going 2 places... the First law off thermodynamics stated energy is neither created nor destroyed, it basically changes form... So I'll be going many places, let me see, hmm... bacteria to the maggots, then maggots to flies, then flies to lizards, then lizards to snakes or birds... BIRDS! then birds to :w00t::doh: sweety was that chicken raised organically :ThumbsDown01: that's why I'm a vegetarian. :tt2: Just messing with ya... You can only control you!