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Diegoboy
12-15-2008, 09:23 PM
Today I went to the local FedEx hold location, as I do just about every day. It was unusually busy because of the Holiday shipping. The staff know me there as Danny The Fujitsu guy. They know my last name, but can never commit it to memory because it's 11 letters long and difficult to pronounce.
My parts arrive regularly under the name "Fujitsu Rep" Today I had a package that was sent under my last name. They looked under F for Fujitsu, but nothing was there. They came back to the counter and said, "what was your last name again? Schum... something right?"
I said "Ya, I'm the long, hard one"
I didn't realize what I really said, because I was describing my last name, till all the ladies in the place either blushed or laughed.
:doh:

Meniscus
12-16-2008, 12:46 AM
Try to contain your bragging next time. No one wants to think about that. I just hope, for your sake, that you are not leading them astray.

Maybe try not to use your wife's makeup mirror (it magnifies).

Steven Vaccaro
12-16-2008, 06:10 AM
These days you can get arrested as a sexual predator for saying things like that! lol

Meniscus
12-16-2008, 07:25 AM
LOL! I can see your next job application right now:

Any Felony Convictions? If yes, please explain.
Well you see...I was in this FedEx location and I couldn't restrain myself...

egneg
12-16-2008, 05:01 PM
Did you say your last name was "Shlonger"

:sarcasm1:

Meniscus
12-18-2008, 10:02 AM
LOL, the honorary title even.