Morning sex

[jwt]

She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, wearing
only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly,
'You've got to make love to me this very moment.'
My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to
be my lucky day.'
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all;
Right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her 'T' shirt still
around her neck.
A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?'

She explained, 'The egg timer's broken

[Xzessperated]

LOL. I love it

[andym]

Ha Ha Ha, I nearly fell off my bloody perch mate. My last girlfriend reckoned her eggs would still be runny If she used our rooting as a egg timer. I told her that was because she only let me at her once a month. If I was allowed twice a day as is my right that I could do soft boiled no worries!! Ha Ha
PS I have forwarded her a link to this joke!!!!!!!!