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andym
07-22-2008, 05:04 AM
A farmer named Paddy had a car accident.
> >
> > In court, the lorry company's hot-shot solicitor was*
> > Questioning Paddy> >
> > 'Didn't you say to the Police at the scene of the accident,
> > 'I'm fine?'
> > Asked the solicitor.
> >
Paddy responded: 'Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had
> > just
> > Loaded my favourite cow, Bessie, into the...'
> >
> > 'I didn't ask for any details', the solicitor interrupted.
> > 'Just
> > Answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the
> > accident,
> > 'I'm fine!'?'
> >
> > Paddy said, 'Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer
> > and I was driving down the road....'
> >
> > The solicitor interrupted again and said, 'Your Honour, I
> > am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the
> > accident, this man told the police on the scene that he was
> > fine. Now several weeks after the accident, he is trying to
> > sue my client. I believe he is a fraud.
> > Please tell him to simply answer the question.'
> >
> > By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Paddy's> > answer and
> > Said to the solicitor: 'I'd like to hear what he has to say
> > about his
> > Favourite cow, Bessie'.
> >
> > Paddy thanked the Judge and proceeded. 'Well as I was
> > saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favourite cow, into
> > the trailer and was driving her down the road when this
> > huge lorry and trailer came through a stop sign and hit my
> > trailer right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and
> > Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurt, very bad
> > like, and didn't want to move.
> > However, I could hear old Bessie moaning and groaning. I
> > knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly
> > after the accident, a policeman on a motorbike turned up.
> > He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over
> > to her. After he looked at her, and saw her condition, he
> > took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.
> >
> > Then the policeman came across the road, gun still in hand,
> > looked at me, and said, 'How are you feeling?'
> >
> > 'Now what the F*ck would you say?'

dirtysouth31
07-22-2008, 06:49 AM
lol

andym
07-22-2008, 07:03 AM
Yes Dirty Paddy Wellard is a strange man. You want to see his helmet mate.

dirtysouth31
07-22-2008, 07:05 AM
his helmut?.......NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

andym
07-22-2008, 07:12 AM
Oh yes mate , it will only be a matter of time and he will post a pic. That could be the end of OSE as we know it!!!!

dirtysouth31
07-22-2008, 07:14 AM
as long as i dont see a kangaroo on the end of it,i think we will be alright

andym
07-22-2008, 07:29 AM
Kangaroos dont talk to me about bloody kangaroo's. Was milking mine this morning and one of the big ones took a fence and kicked me! Do you believe it!! Well what else can you do I shot her and me and the kids had some lovely roo steak for tea. That will learn em!!! I was realy pissed as my vegimite was getting cold.

Xzessperated
07-22-2008, 10:09 AM
Yes Dirty Paddy Wellard is a strange man. You want to see his helmet mate.

Andy there seems to be a lot of Paddy jokes on here tonight. I would throw my skirt over my head and chuck a hissy fit but my skin is thick.
My helmet will not change OSE mate. I would do nothing to harm OSE and I am sure a picture of my helmet will only enhance the forum...

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3053/2692824118_370f5a5509_o.jpg

These are the only helmets a true Southerner needs. We downed one of the top sides last week Andy and there is a lot more of that to come. St Kilda are :flammes-09: and on fire :flame42: :flame42: :flame42: Go the mighty SAINTS

Eyekandyboats
07-22-2008, 06:21 PM
how about the wombats

Xzessperated
07-22-2008, 07:28 PM
Andy is a wombat

:iagree:

andym
07-22-2008, 07:56 PM
Yes I have been likened to a wombat, eats roots and leaves.