For andym

[Xzessperated]

Andy I put this in Off Topic but it is really On Topic. On the topic of your a$$ kicking in Queensland next year that is. You have already seen this picture that shows my predicted outcome of the race....

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3282/2646349512_74517c92ed_o.jpg

and you have seen my battle flag....
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Since then you have insulted my beloved Football Club....

https://console.clubsonline.com.au/shopproducts/images/main/flag_smMain.jpg

and you have started to call me while I am sleeping and asking me if I need to go to the bathroom. Mate, make no mistake, I am making this NS3 bulletproof before the race and I have nerves of Carbon Fiber so all your psychological intimidation will not affect the outcome. I suggest you spend your time trying to make that DF 33 go faster and learn how to avoid object such as sticks and rocks in the water (get some glasses). I am ready for you dude.... :banana: :banana:

Go little Southerner, go
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[z400]

haha wow

you guys have fun battling it out!! :rockon2:

[Xzessperated]

haha wow

you guys have fun battling it out!! :rockon2:

Lol. It will not be fun for Andy when his boat is in two pieces.

Hey Andy here is the transom of a good boat. Get used to looking at it.....

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and here is the rooster tail of a FASTTTTTTTttttttt boat just so you know I am serious. :bounce:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3107/2569474941_a872938dc6_o.jpg
:banana: :banana:

[andym]

:bounce: :rockon2: Paddy after taliking to you today I KNOW that your speeds are not even close mate!!! I will be there next year and will have open 4s mono, restricted 4s mono , open 4s hydro and restricted 4s hydro. Mate I will put all these boats on the line and puplicly state that you will NOT beat me in any class!!!! Hows that for fighting words old mate!! The boats on the list are DF 33" open 4s mono, Wild Thing 31" restricted 4s mono, XS2 restricted 4s hydro and a Whiplash open 4s hydro. I do not think your dingies will even get past scruttenering, with all the holes and corn flour paste holding them together you are a danger to spectators and other competitors for sure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:welcome: :welcome: :welcome:

[Xzessperated]

:bounce: :rockon2: I will be there next year and will have open 4s mono, restricted 4s mono , open 4s hydro and restricted 4s hydro. The boats on the list are DF 33" open 4s mono, Wild Thing 31" restricted 4s mono, XS2 restricted 4s hydro and a Whiplash open 4s hydro. I do not think your dingies will even get past scruttenering, with all the holes and corn flour paste holding them together you are a danger to spectators and other competitors for sure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:welcome: :welcome:

Andy, Andy, Andy you make me laugh. You told me on the phone that the Wild Thing was going to be your daughter's boat. You are going to challenge me with your daughter's boat? Mate I do not know what you are smoking but you are on something good. My boats are not kids boats. I suggest you look at the picture below and make sure your kiddies boat has all these parts on the transom (the transom is at the back of the boat Andy).....

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3164/2663890856_c113d388d5_o.jpg

Next take it out of the bath and practice with it on a lake. I am not racing you in your bath. In Queensland they race out on a real lake. Mate we are not racing icy pole sticks down a gutter after a rain now. This is serious business where spectators are guaranteed to get wet from my rooster tail and that is the only danger they will be in.

Go little Southerner go
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[andym]

Paddy,Paddy Paddy, what more can I say? Can you bring the paddle pop sticks? Yes my daughter will be using the Wild Thing with a 9xl and hydra 240 on 5000mah 25c lipo. She is only ten but a very good RC operator, more than a match for a geriatric Tassy wan a be!! Ha Ha LOL

[dirtysouth31]

you guys are toooooooooooooooooo funny

[Xzessperated]

you guys are toooooooooooooooooo funny

Hey Dirty Andy is the funny one.
Last summer Andy was having a boating problem. No matter how hard he tried, he couldn't get his Wild Thing to perform. It wouldn't plane at all, and it was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power was applied. After about an hour of trying to make it go he asked me if I could see what was wrong. I lifted it from the water and found his boat stand still strapped securely to the hull. :w00t:
This is a true story Dirty. :banana: :banana: :banana:

[Diegoboy]

...an hour of runtime? I want to know his setup! :laugh:

[dirtysouth31]

:iagree:

[Xzessperated]

...an hour of runtime? I want to know his setup! :laugh:

Danny you will not believe this but Andy still had his battery charger connected and had a 30 meter (100 feet) AC mains chord running out to the boat in the water. I could have been fried but I did not notice the chord until I lifted the boat from the water. Come to think of it frying me might have been his plan. He did say he would use force to win this race.

:flashfire: <------ Paddy fried

[Diegoboy]

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[z400]

hahahaha


laugh of the morning for me.

thanks guys!

i really needed a good laugh!

[Eyekandyboats]

4s mono should be around 55-60.
are you there yet. if not you need to get a faster setup.

[Xzessperated]

4s mono should be around 55-60.
are you there yet. if not you need to get a faster setup.

Andy, I hope you are listening to Eyekandyboats. Remember Eyekandyboats is talking mph and not your Aussie kph. You will be playing with the big boys up in Queensland Andy

[Eyekandyboats]

Andy, I hope you are listening to Eyekandyboats. Remember Eyekandyboats is talking mph and not your Aussie kph. You will be playing with the big boys up in Queensland Andy
Hah!, yes MPH even tho I am in Canada and we drive in km/h!!
you can call me Taylor :) :tongue_smilie:

[andym]

Paddy you are doing a lot of talking!!! I do not know of any 1 pack 4s boat that is racing at 60mph, 50 yes. My last plot to kill you with the cord in the water was obviously to subtle, next time I will just use the bloody chord!! To set the record straight I have never mett Paddy and I am in NO way resbonsible for his opinion's or coments. Paddy you just have tooo much time on your hands, time better spent building, running, racing or just plain admiring your boats. Oh sorry I forget that NO ONE down in Tassy wants to play with you so just ignore the racing part old fella. I have to go and earn an honest living now at the croccodile factory, its teeth pulling day but before I go my kangaroo's need milking and my vegimite is going cold.
Cheers
Andym

[Xzessperated]

Hah!, yes MPH even tho I am in Canada and we drive in km/h!!
you can call me Taylor :) :tongue_smilie:
I can see from Andy'a post I am starting to get to him Taylor. Andy does not know of 4s monos going 60 mph because he has never been out of Broken Hill. Andy 60 mph is slow in Canada
Taylor please say nothing about the switch on the back of the boat here. He could be dangerous if he learns how to switch his boat on. :bounce:

[Eyekandyboats]

Bahaha!, just remember. black to red and red to black.... thats how the pro's do it any way!LOL

[Xzessperated]

Bahaha!, just remember. black to red and red to black.... thats how the pro's do it any way!LOL

:iagree: Andy read Taylors advice carefully. Just remember black to red and red to black
Taylor is a seasoned racer and knows what he is talking about :banana: :banana: :banana:

[Diegoboy]

With all this AndyM bashing going on, I'm confused by this post I found.



Andy's an experienced boater with good skills. I hope to race with him one day soon. I would like to share ideas with him and listen to what he has to say.

http://brokenhill.local-e.nsw.gov.au/site/logos/1/Image/Logo_Website.jpg

[Eyekandyboats]

Yeah... but i think there are two Andys here... smart one and dumb one.

Originally Posted by Xzessperated View Post
Andy's an experienced boater with good skills. I hope to race with him one day soon. I would like to share ideas with him and listen to what he has to say.
http://brokenhill.local-e.nsw.gov.au/site/logos/1/Image/Logo_Website.jpg

[Diegoboy]

I wish I lived in Broken hill so I can spend more time with AndyM

I kind-of figured that out!

[dirtysouth31]

:canada: :moon:

[Eyekandyboats]

I kind-of figured that out. i wish i could live there. Oh andy M.... you drive me crazy!
Ahaha!! watch you back Andy. we have Diegoboy following you close behind

[Diegoboy]

Isn't it a shame that I can't come up with my own material to be funny. Speaking of shameful, I suddenly feel the need to come out of the closet!


WHAT?

[dirtysouth31]

:stupid:

[Eyekandyboats]

WHAT? that's so weird. i was just about to as well!!!
YEAH! we can do it together:canada: :blush:

[Diegoboy]

Someone took this picture of me in my backyard yesterday... I thought it was my good side!

http://forum.mg.co.za/files/1801868696-Asshole_20Watcher%5B1%5D.jpg


TMI taylor

[Eyekandyboats]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!
i got to give that to ya

[Eyekandyboats]

I got this picture taken last Christmas! what do you think?
http://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/holidays/christmas.jpg

Oh snap!

[Diegoboy]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!
i got to give that to ya

:lol:

[Diegoboy]

i took this picture last Christmas!, and i did ask for nice toys.
http://www.diegoboy.com/misc/christmas.jpg

Oh snap!

I remember when I took that picture... of you and Santa!

[Diegoboy]

Taylor...

[Diegoboy]

:focus:

[Eyekandyboats]

danny:

[Xzessperated]

:w00t: OMG. Andy came out of the closet about 3 weeks ago. He is going to love those pictures or in Andy's words "those pictures are divine darling".

Now to go back to the pond again and remember to take the boat this time. Senior moments.... sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!!!

[Eyekandyboats]

Now to go back to the pond again and remember to take the boat this time. Senior moments.... sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!!!
are you joking?
:rockon2: :laugh:

[Xzessperated]

are you joking?
:rockon2: :laugh:


Yes. :laugh:
I ran my Hawk on 6s and it went to the middle of the pond and stopped. It ran great on 8s but does not like 6s. I will have to check the esc settings. What I did forget was the paddles for the rubber ducky so I had to wait for the wind to blow it back in.
I will not need paddles in Queensland Andy so do not smile. :banana: :banana::banana:

[andym]

No he's not! We call them dick heads over here. I must ask what I have done to deserve all this crap! It was only one goat, once and I have to live with this fact for the rest of my days. Paddy I have been nothing but helpful and friendly you old prick, even to the point of counciling you on your sex life! Not prety folks believe me!!! I think we should leave all the harasment for next June old friend and see who comes out with egg on thier Tassy face.

[Diegoboy]

I must ask what I have done to deserve all this crap!

I want to know too!

[Xzessperated]

I think we should leave all the harasment for next June old friend and see who comes out with egg on thier Tassy face.

Harassment Andy, harassment!!! What about all the visits from the police you organized for me. I was so embarrassed when they started searching my house for stolen ladies underwear. Then there was all the pizzas that got delivered here. After that several bottles of Viagra arrived in the mail and I had to pay for them as well.

As you say lets leave it until the race in New Zealand next year.

[Xzessperated]

I seen your comments about the speed of my boats in the Forerunner 101 thread Andy. Just remember 3 things.

1. Stones and glass houses
2. Water of a ducks back
3. Queensland next year

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BTW. The Paddy's FE Boats computer program CD will be posted to you today for your inspection (that’s called a subtle leak to the media Andy :laugh: ). Go to work my little beta tester.

[andym]

WANKERS, WANKERS, WANKERS!! It does not matter where you are the world is full of them!!! Paddy I heard a nasty rumour you were arrestted in the ladies change room at KMart fighting a young lady for the latest pink G-String? Is this true???? You will all be glad to know that I now have a 1000mtr extension chord, a 500 amp esc and a 3000kv 400 amp motor on 240 volt spinning a x670 prop on my DF33 and have finaly topped the 50mph mark!! I think that when I remove the boat stand I just mite get to 60mph!!! I have noticed that all the ducks are burning on the lake, kind of like spontanious combustion!! Go figure. The local tree huggers think that as it only happens when my boat is plugged in that I am responsible. Fortunatly for me they had an emergecy call from Tassy with some bugger running the native wild life over with a SLOW xs2 whilst wearing a pink G-String singing a song about loving one's sister. I thought of Paddy but surley not.

[Xzessperated]

Paddy I heard a nasty rumour you were arrestted in the ladies change room at KMart fighting a young lady for the latest pink G-String?

I see you are up to no good with your extension chord again Andy.
The K-Mart thing is only partially true. I was just trying to help her put it on, not steal it. I told her the latest way to wear them was back to front because they look better that way. You know what blondes are like. Anyway I knew the policewomen (my sister and my cousin) so I was lucky and they let me go.

Remember Black to Red and Red to Black Andy.

[Xzessperated]

Andy, I thought it was time for a bit of an update. People have been talking about the colors red and blue a lot lately. The only colors you need to worry about are Red, White and Black. Yes St. Kilda will kill your Crows.

I noticed Taylor is having trouble with too many PM's. I guess it is those webcam girls after him since they seen his suntan.

Simon had a bad day at the pond which brings us to an embarrassing subject. Mate you know how I made fun of you hitting a submerged log? Well today I hit an island the size of a football field.
When you get back off the floor and stop laughing I will continue.
The first thing I seen was feathers (a lady said I hit a duck) and then my boat is sitting in the reeds on the shore of the island. After paddling out with my rubber duck to get the boat I had attracted a small gathering of people to see if the boat was damaged. My face was traffic light red as I explained that it was the ducks fault.
I think I will get some new spectacles before Brisbane next year.

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Remember Black to Red and Red to Black Andy.

[andym]

Paddy you old fool , thats not an island it was the mainland!!!:banana: :banana: Have you got that NS3 up on 5s without loosing control yet? And how did the CF go in the xs2? With so much happening here have only had time to run all my boats and NO problems, NO bloody ducks, NO bloody logs and NO bloody islands you tool:bounce: :bounce:

[Xzessperated]

Paddy you old fool , thats not an island it was the mainland!!!:banana: :banana: Have you got that NS3 up on 5s without loosing control yet? And how did the CF go in the xs2? With so much happening here have only had time to run all my boats and NO problems, NO bloody ducks, NO bloody logs and NO bloody islands you tool:bounce: :bounce:

Andy it was the NS3 that used the duck as a skii jump and landed on the island. I guess with the extra speed of the 5s my old eyes need to go back into SAW mode to keep up with the boat. I can not wait to put the 1527 in it and see what happens :bounce:
I will tell you about the Xzess 2 when the Solinger arrives. Xzess 3 is on the way. Mr Krabs should frighten those ducks. Best part is the Xzess 3 is white.... just add a bit of Red and a bit of Black and what will I have.....

Correct Andy, another St Kilda boat

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[ETOWNE]

OMG, I just read this whole thread , it took an hour because of the tears of straight-up laughter. You guys are funny as .......I don't know. Good thread. I wish I raced w/ you guys.

[Xzessperated]

OMG, I just read this whole thread , it took an hour because of the tears of straight-up laughter. You guys are funny as .......I don't know. Good thread. I wish I raced w/ you guys.

Eric, if we make one person smile then we have achieved our goal. As you can tell, Andy and I are friendly rivals. Andy has a heart as big as Texas and has helped me so much with advice and equipment. It is in our nature to fight like we have only one shot at the title on the water. I will have someone push him in the water if his boat gets ahead of mine in the race but when the race is over I will help pull him out. I would even lend him my rubber duck so he does not drown.
:roflol:

[Raydee]

All I know is that Pic of Taylor on Santa's lap is priceless!

Hey Paddy I tried to PM you on RRR last week but your box was full.

[Xzessperated]

All I know is that Pic of Taylor on Santa's lap is priceless!

Hey Paddy I tried to PM you on RRR last week but your box was full.
Ray I agree about the pic of Taylor. Santa looked happy also.
I have cleaned the inbox out a little now.

[Xzessperated]

Time for another update Andy.
I think you must have given money to Raydee's Pond Monster to come and interrupt my busy training schedule.
Today I was testing two of my boats. The NS 3 broke a prop shaft and I lost my favourite M545 prop and my DumbAss Hawk (why do you call it that?) shredded a Graupner prop. The good thing is the Hawk was showing 106 on the gps and that is two times in a row it has shown me that. I need a bigger lake for that boat so I can see what it will do but I will wait for the V947/3 to come as that has to be a better prop than a Graupner 48mm.

Mate do you know how fast water can fill an NS 3 when there is no prop shaft in the stuffing tube? You should have seen me and the rubber duck going as fast as we could across that pond. The local TV station sent me the picture below.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3084/2740190019_2248e68214_o.jpg

Fur has been flying around about but you will read that in your travels. Nothing wrong with a bit of fur flying, as long as it is not mine. A guy called Satan appeared on the forum today. Beware of him. :banana: :banana: :banana:
Until next update,
Break a leg... no break both of them.
Paddy

[andym]

Paddy I am so sorry to hear of your troubles :laugh: :laugh: . Good thing Chuck is working on that prop order!! Was that 106 mph or kph, for goodness sake if it is kph you can do that with the xs 2 on 4s..... Alas for the moment I must be serious, it is my fault you broke that shaft because I gave you that 5s pack and new you would break something ( hoping). You must think I am a devious fat prick! Paddy you would be right of coarse!! I have just stripped my Futaba Fasst Radio and conformal coated all the electronics for when you push me in, can not wait to see the look on your wrinkled old face as I beat you from the drink!!!! By the way just how friendly are you with that duck? I have heard the full photo could be called *!***!***!***!** and that the enviromental Nazi's are after your arse big time. Just to remove that poor duck of coarse.
Look forward with anticapation to the next volley of insults and hope this finds all my boating mates well, except Paddy of coarse.......................:bounce: :bounce:

[Eyekandyboats]

lmao

[Xzessperated]

Paddy I am so sorry to hear of your troubles :laugh: :laugh: . Good thing Chuck is working on that prop order!! Was that 106 mph or kph, for goodness sake if it is kph you can do that with the xs 2 on 4s..... Alas for the moment I must be serious, it is my fault you broke that shaft because I gave you that 5s pack and new you would break something ( hoping). You must think I am a devious fat prick! Paddy you would be right of coarse!! I have just stripped my Futaba Fasst Radio and conformal coated all the electronics for when you push me in, can not wait to see the look on your wrinkled old face as I beat you from the drink!!!! By the way just how friendly are you with that duck? I have heard the full photo could be called *!***!***!***!** and that the enviromental Nazi's are after your arse big time. Just to remove that poor duck of coarse.
Look forward with anticapation to the next volley of insults and hope this finds all my boating mates well, except Paddy of coarse.......................:bounce: :bounce:

1. Andy to measure speed we use the ffs system in Tasmania. That is football fields per second.
2. The shaft broke as it enters the stuffing tube so I will take the blame for that.
3. I know you are devious and your remark about loving your neighbours wives on the other thread shows us all how devious you are.
4. Let us just say that me and the duck are VERY good friends.
5. There will be no tirade of insults from me. I have a cunning plan and that is all I need. :spy: <--- That is a hint

[Xzessperated]

I have a cunning plan and that is all I need. :spy: <--- That is a hint

Andy I told you I have a cunning plan and here he is.....

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3179/2741606218_b2204378c0_o.jpg

Meet my new race manager. He reminds me of someone but I just can not think who. Anyway he told me he has good connections and could make things a little hot for you.
For some reason he can not start the job right now but he said he would be with me before Brisbane next year.

[egneg]

What prop order? I don't remember anyone from down under ordering props! :confused2:

[Xzessperated]

What prop order? I don't remember anyone from down under ordering props! :confused2:

Chuck, Andrew ordered or is about to order some props from you for himself and me. I wanted 3 and I think he wants about the same amount.

[egneg]

No worries Paddy - I have been working on them. I guess my sense of humor is a bit sick!

[andym]

Chuck you reeled him in then Mate well done, Paddy the pidgeon Ha Ha Ha Ha

[Xzessperated]

No worries Paddy - I have been working on them. I guess my sense of humor is a bit sick!

Chuck.... I am laughing now. You had me worried. I thought Andy had pocketed the money for his trip to Queensland next year.

Andy.... you are teaching Chuck too well.

[Xzessperated]

Officer drank 18 beers, reported for duty
Ended up knocked out after fight
Not disciplined, but promoted

A POLICE officer who admitted to drinking at least 18 beers before going on duty to carry out a breath test has not been disciplined.

Senior Constable Andy M****** has been promoted, despite telling a court last month about a wild night in the New South Wales town of Broken Hill that ended with him knocked unconscious after trying to arrest a woman.

Sen-Constable M****** was at the Broken Hill Hotel about 10pm on May 14, 2008, when asked by colleagues to carry out a breath test.

After the test he drank two rums at the Broken Hill Hotel and about 12.45am declared himself on duty to arrest local woman Bertha Butt, who he says spat on him, sparking a fight that ended in Sen-Constable M****** being flown to a Sydney Hospital for treatment.

Three people pleaded guilty to charges over the incident but five others fought the charges, which were dropped last month when a judge ruled Sen-Constable M****** evidence unreliable.

A police spokesman said the matter was being reviewed but "at this time the New South Wales Police Service has not received any complaint about the matter".

A police spokesman said Police Commissioner Bob Down and Andy M****** were unavailable for comment

You really are one of the services finest Andy.

[andym]

Thanks Paddy that cleared that up, as you all can tell from the report I am in NO way responsible for my actions. I will happily arrest on felony drugs charges anyone whom say's otherwise. That Judge has never liked me ever since I got photo's of him with that goat!!

[Xzessperated]

Andy, I just got me a new houseboat. As you can see we can go upstairs and use it as an offshore drivers stand for boat racing. The big red box is a giant esky for our beer. It comes with an officials table (near the esky) for the organizers of the races. When we race we can use downstairs as a clubroom. The guys are going to love this. When it is windy and rough in one area we can move our club facilities to a calmer location. :banana::banana:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3211/2872742956_3382f4ebe1_o.jpg

[Doug Smock]

Andy, I just got me a new houseboat. As you can see we can go upstairs and use it as an offshore drivers stand for boat racing. The big red box is a giant esky for our beer. It comes with an officials table (near the esky) for the organizers of the races. When we race we can use downstairs as a clubroom. The guys are going to love this. When it is windy and rough in one area we can move our club facilities to a calmer location. :banana::banana:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3211/2872742956_3382f4ebe1_o.jpg

I LOVE IT!!!!! LOL:buttrock:

[Ub Hauled]

This is the best
LMAO

[egneg]

Is that an RC antenna on the rear top section?

[Xzessperated]

Is that an RC antenna on the rear top section?

Well spotted Chuck. The club flag could be hung on it also.
Andy should awake from his self induced (whisky) coma soon. He is going to want to buy this off me but I am not selling.

[Xzessperated]

I also got me a Harley at the same sale

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3291/2873895752_85c2795204_o.jpg

and a lawn mower

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3256/2873085161_14312c2ff8_o.jpg

[Xzessperated]

Hey Andy check out my new Palm Pilot

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3050/2873968306_88f5af254d_o.jpg

[andym]

Paddy you are right, how much $$$ for the club rooms? I think I realy need it over here and it can double as the police boat!!
Mate were did you purchase that new palm pilot I could sure do with one of those. Maybe for xmas mate, buddy, pal ?

[Xzessperated]

Paddy you are right, how much $$$ for the club rooms? I think I realy need it over here and it can double as the police boat!!
Mate were did you purchase that new palm pilot I could sure do with one of those. Maybe for xmas mate, buddy, pal ?

Andy I got all those things from a Hayseed that lives up in the hills. He was mumbling something about he had a good cash crop this year and is off to the big smoke to join the mob (his relations I guess). I got the whole lot for $175. I think the lawn mower is worth that.
I will think about the Palm Pilot for Xmas.

[Xzessperated]

Andy,
Thanks for the picture of your new work car. How did you get the Force to buy you this? You must have done some smooth talking to get it. I am still driving a Model T for my security car and you get a GT40. Not fair. It is no wonder you get all the women.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3031/2889091362_d3c70092be_o.jpg

[andym]

Mate the NSW police force is doing OK, what with all the drugs we are selling , I mean confiscating and all the pro's we run I mean arrest we are all cashed up! I wanted a black one so this one will be going back soon, just have to pull a few more chicks- shifts i mean and the black one will be hear.

[Xzessperated]

Andy you know what this is all about....

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3227/2891176328_dc3c2069b0_o.jpg

It had the esc wedged between the hull and the battery. I was like a butcher opening up that hull with a pair of side cutters before it caught fire.

[andym]

Ouch, have replied in a PM, that looks dramatic!!!! Now the disposal method needs to be discussed. I have done this in the past , have a bucket of very salty water at hand as this nutrilisese the chemicals in a lipo. Now pull the pack apart carefuly and puncture each cell with a sharp peice of timber and place imediatly in the salt water. It will bubble a bit but if you leave for a while, I left overnight. The packs are now inert and can not hurt anyone. I know it sounds extreme but it does work.
DO NOT THROW IN THE RUBISH BIN until the packs are safe.

[Xzessperated]

Ouch, have replied in a PM, that looks dramatic!!!! Now the disposal method needs to be discussed. I have done this in the past , have a bucket of very salty water at hand as this nutrilisese the chemicals in a lipo. Now pull the pack apart carefuly and puncture each cell with a sharp peice of timber and place imediatly in the salt water. It will bubble a bit but if you leave for a while, I left overnight. The packs are now inert and can not hurt anyone. I know it sounds extreme but it does work.
DO NOT THROW IN THE RUBISH BIN until the packs are safe.

Andy I have a better disposal method. I have packaged it and posted it to you. :banana::banana::banana: After all, what are friends for?
I read what you said in your PM and I will just say this. I have 3 F/Power packs and they are all getting hard to balance. They are old 20C packs so I think I need to spend some money and get something more modern.

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Well folks this started out to be a thread about a race in Queensland later this year between Andym and myself. To get it back to topic I want to show you what my spy's have sent me. Andy has been doing some secret testing at an outback lake. I had my spy dress as a tourist and he got me this video. Very impressive Andy but my race manager has a surprise coming for you in the form of a new hull he is sending me.
Now readers put your volume on high and lay back in your recliner and watch the video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHDivPWvb8s

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3036/2645698112_c6339e5bbb_o.gif

Go little Southerner, go

[andym]

Thanks Paddy now everyone knows whats happening, I thought that Swedish girl was showing to much interest in what I was doing. The 1527 is going in this week and I think the extra weight will be a bonus.
Cheers
Andrew

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Thanks Paddy now everyone knows whats happening, I thought that Swedish girl was showing to much interest in what I was doing. The 1527 is going in this week and I think the extra weight will be a bonus.
Cheers
Andrew

I must congratulate the spy on the disguise. That Swedish girl was a man Andy.

A 1527 in a DF 33 ??? :w00t: Before the week is over I am going to be getting reports of the motor, battery and speed controller punching a hole in the hull, leaving the boat behind and doing more than 100 mph on that police radar gun as they pass your patrol car.

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Hey Andy I see your thread about wanting a Cat. Taylor has one for free.....

http://forums.offshoreelectrics.com/showthread.php?t=5379

[Xzessperated]

Andy,
At the risk of spoiling my reputation as the Forum idiot I am going to write something sensible. You might remember I told you on the phone that I have been experimenting with a battery warmer. Instead of just keeping it to ourselves I thought I would share the results on OSE incase others need a cheap battery warmer.
First some pictures of the equipment involved.....

1. A $29 Tandy car warmer/cooler

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3189/2983332596_628c10ba88_o.jpg

2. A $70 Jump Starter so that you can take the warmer to the waters edge with you warm packs

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3241/2983332852_df64d6107f_o.jpg

3. A view of the inside. I guess you could put 6 Lipo packs inside.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3216/2982476195_0cc5a165eb_o.jpg

Now the test results of the inside temperature....
At start 19 C
After 5 minutes 23 C
After 10 minutes 29 C
After 15 minutes 35 C
After 20 minutes 38 C
After 40 minutes 40 C
As you can see it is just the temperature we want and is close to it after just 15 minutes on the 12 volt source.
On the way home you can use it to cool your drink cans. It is portable, cheap and much more useful than an ashtray on a motorbike or a hole in a pair of underpants..

[andym]

Paddy that is great, I have been so excited I decided to try my little 12l Engel cooler/warmer. After 25min it came out to 43 deg celcius. Perfect. At the moment though with the day time temps in the high 30's and summer just around the corner where the day time temps spend weeks over 45 deg celcius will keep this on call for winter. Winters do get down to freezing in the desert!
I must say that pre warmed Li-Po's are the way to go. It lowers the internal resistance dramaticly and helps them servive high amp applications. People new to lipo batteries should understand that a starting temp of 100-125 deg F is a good way to go.
Enough of this type of testing how about a little word on the xs3, the xs2 Liquid Insanity and that other xs2? I feel that people on this site would be very interseted at how a Feigao powered rigger runs in race trim at 100 kph on 4s and how fast the saw rigger's you are running are going.
Hows that for a serious reply!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No stupidity any where, Paddy NO one will read this unless we are taking the piss!!!!

[egneg]

A cheap warmer at 100.00 !!! - hate to see what a high end one goes for. Wouldn't it be cheaper to put a brick on the dash with the defroster on high and then shove them all in an insulated bag?

[andym]

Mate I know you are all getting upset with the election and all but I read $ 29.00 for the warmer and in my opinion that is cheap. How you power it is up to you!!!!! Where Paddy lives it gets very bloody cold for most of the year and this is a good idea.

[Xzessperated]

Now you see why I posted it here Andy.

[egneg]

True 29.00 dollars isn't bad if you already have a power source for it.

[andym]

Bloody Hell Paddy, it does not matter where we go or how nice we are there is always a trail of contraversy and destruction.
Job well done mate!! Have you worked out the time required to get the cells up to an even temp?
Andy

[Flying Scotsman]

Bloody Hell Paddy, it does not matter where we go or how nice we are there is always a trail of contraversy and destruction.
Andy

No comment :laugh:
Keep up the good work lads but Andy, I think Paddy is a lost cause. The new houseboat with the huge beer esky or cooler has taken its toll on Paddy's brain cells.

Douggie

[egneg]

No destruction as long as you don't lock up the brakes with the brick on the dash!:eek:

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Bloody Hell Paddy, it does not matter where we go or how nice we are there is always a trail of contraversy and destruction.
Job well done mate!! Have you worked out the time required to get the cells up to an even temp?
Andy

That little experiment is next Andy.

Chuck (pink out of respect for FEMBOT memebers).....
My problems is I can not get my dash to the water so I needed something portable that can keep packs warm for a few hours. Both items have a dual use. I work as a security guard in a college and I am often asked to help start cars with flat batteries. The Jump Starter is a lot better than pushing cars. You can also use it as a light to find your beer at night. New Zealanders use them to inflate their blow up sheep. The battery warmer becomes a cooler on the way home from the pond. I use it to cool a different kind of six pack for the trip home. Andy makes a little moonshine and sends me some cans for Xmas every year.

Douggie....
A brain is not a requirement to be a Tasmanian. If you can fix your car with fencing wire you just got yourself a Tasmanian visa.

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Andy,
I finished the last part of the test on the Lipo warmer today.
At 1 hour the packs were at 90 F and after 2 hours they were at a nice 110 F.
I think that I will start warming the packs about 30 minutes before I leave home and then they will be at 90 F for the first boat and successive packs for my other boats will only be closer to the temperature mark.
I have a question. If I start with the pack at 110 F will it get too hot after a few minutes of running? My boats never run the packs higher than 125 F but I have been starting at normal air temperature.

BTW... it is back to madness and mayhem, rape and pillage after these moments of sanity. :banana::banana::banana:

[andym]

Paddy because the internal resistance is lower when the packs are warm you will probably see cooler temps slightly. When you ask a high amp draw from a cold pack is when temps can get out of control or if you are like me and ask them to operate outside their safe paramiters.
Cheers
Have to get back to fibre glassing the nose and first 5" of seem on the DF33 now, stuffed her at approx 55mph and the bottom of the pond was harder then the boat.

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Paddy because the internal resistance is lower when the packs are warm you will probably see cooler temps slightly. When you ask a high amp draw from a cold pack is when temps can get out of control or if you are like me and ask them to operate outside their safe paramiters.
Cheers
Have to get back to fibre glassing the nose and first 5" of seem on the DF33 now, stuffed her at approx 55mph and the bottom of the pond was harder then the boat.

Thanks for your answer Andy. I might take Mr. Krabs for a run and see how the warmer goes.

I hope the DF33 is back on the water soon. At least it come off better than your Vacu Pickle did when it met the same end.

[andym]

Paddy thanks for the concern, I must have been a bloody druken submarine captain in a past life. Now talking about drunk, how PISSED where you when this was taken? http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=PY3p7m0VvTA , or this http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=z3wmpalTANY .:beerchug::beerchug:
Not a straight line in site mate. :rockon2: Well done. Mate if you are going to try SAW running seriously then SOBER up a bit. The S bit stands for STRAIGHT !!!!
Now as far as public safety is concerned I assume you drove a CAR to the pond in this PISSED state. I have already called Detective Sergant Smith from the Launceston Police to report you but because of your personal relationship with CHOPPER ( gay ) and the fact that he is busy selling my drugs thinks a warning would be more appropriate.:ThumbsDown01:
So I phoned GREEN PISS and told them of your DRUNKEN DUCK MURDERING WAYS they where interested but said something about being to busy selling whale meat.
So young Paddy take this as a warning drunk boating will only be allowed if I get an invite and you buy the booze
Andrew ( No 1 citizen ) M
:rofl:

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Paddy thanks for the concern, I must have been a bloody druken submarine captain in a past life. Now talking about drunk, how PISSED where you when this was taken? http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=PY3p7m0VvTA , or this http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=z3wmpalTANY .:beerchug::beerchug:
Not a straight line in site mate. :rockon2: Well done. Mate if you are going to try SAW running seriously then SOBER up a bit. The S bit stands for STRAIGHT !!!!
Now as far as public safety is concerned I assume you drove a CAR to the pond in this PISSED state. I have already called Detective Sergant Smith from the Launceston Police to report you but because of your personal relationship with CHOPPER ( gay ) and the fact that he is busy selling my drugs thinks a warning would be more appropriate.:ThumbsDown01:
So I phoned GREEN PISS and told them of your DRUNKEN DUCK MURDERING WAYS they where interested but said something about being to busy selling whale meat.
So young Paddy take this as a warning drunk boating will only be allowed if I get an invite and you buy the booze
Andrew ( No 1 citizen ) M
:rofl:


Andy,
You know last night was Saturday night and me and the guys and the topless girls from the bar over the road all have a dance in one of the showrooms at the car yard I am doing security at. I guess I had a bit too much to drink before I went to the pond. Mate you have not got a chance in hell of getting any charges pressed as all of your police mates were at the dance too. You should see some of the girls they supply for the pole dancing contest. I just do not know how I ended up wearing womens underwear this morning. Womens underwear and a KILT to be exact.
Paddy

[Ub Hauled]

Are you part Scottish Paddy? that would explain the undies and skirt... I mean, kilt.
:tongue_smilie:

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Are you part Scottish Paddy? that would explain the undies and skirt... I mean, kilt.
:tongue_smilie:

I consumed a bit of Scotch before going to the pond Jan. I am not worried about the womens underwear thing as that often happens but I am worried about the kilt.

[Ub Hauled]

LOL
that is what I would be worried about too!
What is next, a purse!
:laugh:

[andym]

It's OK Jan Paddy looks very good in a skirt!!!

[Ub Hauled]

LOL
Alright, alright... as long as he shaves his legs.
:smile:

[Flying Scotsman]

I consumed a bit of Scotch before going to the pond Jan. I am not worried about the womens underwear thing as that often happens but I am worried about the kilt.

Paddy, I am really concerned, as you know the Scots do not wear anything under there kilts. Were there any transvestites at the party???

Douggie

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Paddy, I am really concerned, as you know the Scots do not wear anything under there kilts. Were there any transvestites at the party???

Douggie

Douggie now you have me worried. There was this girl from Thailand who came and sat on my knee. I thought she said her chest was tight. Maybe he/she said I am a transvestite. OMG. The music was loud, the accent was broad and the Scotch was just running down my throat. Maybe that was a real mustache he/she was wearing. Oh the shame. :doh:

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Andy here are 3 video links of some tests I did this morning with my Xzess2. You will get a giggle out of the first one.

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=Ze5WgyLmR40

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=yojPa7_qVIg

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=uVybCUESyYs

[andym]

I think we can put that down to expert driving Paddy. She was realy moving. 4s or 5s or 6s?

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I think we can put that down to expert driving Paddy. She was realy moving. 4s or 5s or 6s?
5s Andy. Only 92.9 kph.
Yesterday was 108 kph on 4s for Mr Krabs. Like my Thai girlfired/ boyfried says.... "bigger is better".

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Andy is this guy related to you?

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=gkg-GQkQP2w&NR=1

I will have some of whatever he is on :smile:

[andym]

Mate thats my poor cousin Gessepi the black sheep of the family, i mean seriously did you see what he is wearing OMG !:just-kidding:

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The good folks of Broken Hill have sent me two pictures.
The first picture shows Andy doing a little fund raising for what he calls "scientific research"......

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3184/3036907430_4f8a80d295_o.jpg

and the next picture is of a sign outside his Police Station.....

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3296/3036072801_6567f21d3e_o.jpg

The word from Broken Hill is Andy is using the missing toilet in the manufacture of Moonshine

[andym]

Bloody Hell Paddy is nothing a secret anymore? I will not be sending you any moonshine for Xmas you dirty rat!

[Xzessperated]

Andy this morning I spent a bit of time walking around my lake after testing Liquid Insanity. I was planning how I can do a 100 mph run on this lake. I thought I would share my thoughts and my problems about such a speed on this lake with you in the form of these 3 videos....

The scene of the crime
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=tFiSJPjPWfU

Here is my biggest enemy
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=hShsqbdFws0

Quit reflections of an old gentleman dreaming of the future
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=K4xaNp7vJj4

[andym]

First off mate that is Tassy at her best, what a lovely spot. SAW runs are normaly done over a timed 100mtr pass, with the acceleration of your boat a 60mtr run upto full noise then the 100mtr or so and 60+ mtr to slow and turn to do it the other way would be ample. The distance between the island and the bank looks tight and you will need her on coarse to pass this well before you get there but it looks easy enough. As far as having three people there I think you can do it yourself OK but a spotter would be adventagious. Now the F***ing ducks, take that little tug boat the NS3 and run the bastard things over. Do not just scare them, cull them. June makes a great crispy skin duck i hear so no one will find any evidence. I can always get the riot gun out and bring some of the trainee police down there for target pratice too. I know of the larger lake about 1 hr away where they ski, perhaps an early morning assult on there would be less of a risk to the xs3? Good luck and will catch up soon
Andy

[Flying Scotsman]

Paddy, that is a beautiful spot and not a person in sight...Nirvana.
The enemy is another matter. I suggest you import Andy who could run arround nude with a newspaper on fire stuck up his ass. That should get their attention as they flock to see their new friend, allowing you a clean run.

Douggie

[Xzessperated]

Paddy, that is a beautiful spot and not a person in sight...Nirvana.
The enemy is another matter. I suggest you import Andy who could run arround nude with a newspaper on fire stuck up his ass. That should get their attention as they flock to see their new friend, allowing you a clean run.

Douggie

LOL. Douggie I have tears in my eyes from laughing.
Andy do you feel like a holiday in Tassie in the near future. You can insert your own newspaper mate but I do have a transvestite friend that might help.

[andym]

Mate im there, it was the offer of allowing me to stick things in my arse that sealed the deal. Do you think Dolly will like me then?
Douggie you are a nut with great insight. When did you try this as you seem certain it will work? Perhaps you can come over and show us how it is done!!!

[Flying Scotsman]

Mate im there, it was the offer of allowing me to stick things in my arse that sealed the deal. Do you think Dolly will like me then?
Douggie you are a nut with great insight. When did you try this as you seem certain it will work? Perhaps you can come over and show us how it is done!!!

Not a problem, send me a RETURN ticket and I will be there with bells on and show those heathens in the empty continent how it is done....beer and scotch must be supplied FREE of charge.

Douggie

[Xzessperated]

Andy I think my 100 mph run is doomed. I had my pilot fly over the lake today to get a picture of the lake so I can plan my run better. Here is the picture he came back with....

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3213/3044607067_8e2904c71b_o.jpg

[andym]

Mate I think I need more than the riot gun for that lot!!! We will have to ask some yank's to drop a nuke on that lot.
Looking at the over head would it not be better to run on the bottom of the lake away from the island?
PS; That duck knows who you are he even got your name right LOL.................

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Mate I think I need more than the riot gun for that lot!!! We will have to ask some yank's to drop a nuke on that lot.
Looking at the over head would it not be better to run on the bottom of the lake away from the island?
PS; That duck knows who you are he even got your name right LOL.................


My name might be stupid but I have come up with something to fix those ducks. Watch this space sunshine.

[andym]

Sunshine!!!!!!!!!! Now everyone knows we are an item. You big powder puff you.

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Sunshine!!!!!!!!!! Now everyone knows we are an item. You big powder puff you.

LOL.


Kabooooooooooom
End of problem Andy....
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3152/3045699742_f9ca93c075_o.jpg

Just to save you the worry Andy no FE boats were damaged in this expolsion.

[andym]

Ha Ha Ha roast *!***!***!***!**ing duck, you beuty

[egneg]

No ducks ... and no water!

[Xzessperated]

No ducks ... and no water!

OMG. I never thought of that. That's the trouble with us Rednecks.

[Flying Scotsman]

Do not worry Paddy. The Canadians will come to your rescue, as we have lots of water. At your command we can send over a tanker laiden with water. Price is $10.00 a gallon plus shipping costs, as this water would normally have gone to a water bottling plant. The Canucks are the new Arabs of this century!!

Douggie

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Do not worry Paddy. The Canadians will come to your rescue, as we have lots of water. At your command we can send over a tanker laiden with water. Price is $10.00 a gallon plus shipping costs, as this water would normally have gone to a water bottling plant. The Canucks are the new Arabs of this century!!

Douggie

Douggie we have the same thing here. Water is more expensive than fuel for our cars. Actually fuel for the cars has had a big drop in price but water just keeps going up. Considering it falls out of the sky, and has very little to no processing before it is sold, I find this amazing. I laughed when I first heard that they were selling water in bottles in the U.S.A, but now we are doing it too. In fact it is a fashion statement for office girls. You see them walking the streets at lunch time with their little sucky bottles of water. If people keep drinking it we will have none left for our boats. Why can't they drink alcohol like us older people? They would have more fun in their office in the afternoon if they did.

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To you guys that have been working on the computer program with me,
I am posting these two pictures of our program to explain the differences. I guess by now you know the first program so not a lot of need to explain that one.
As you can see with the second program there is a navigation bar at the top so you can go to the topic that you are after easily. There is also a minimize button you can click on to put the program on your bottom toolbar. Because of the new navigation process it has made more room in the program for more information and more pictures. The SAVE button for your Race Dates and Boat Setup now both work. I think that you will find it much easier to navigate in and the minimize feature will be handy so you can have the program open and check back on OSE forum to see the latest updates :smile:
Randy if you happen to read this there will be a copy on CD in the mail for you soon. Just put the CD in your CD player and it will auto install like any other software. I hope you are feeling better.
Thanks for your help guys.
Paddy

Version 1
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3009/3051579732_974e4062e6_o.jpg

Version 2
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3273/3050728095_8def0b7691_o.jpg

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Read it carefully Andy!!!

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3159/3052791833_92e16f7a8d_o.jpg

[andym]

Paddy a 1521 1d in a DF33......... A saw set up with 2p and a pack killer with 1p unless you run a small prop. Therefore you will not hook up in race water very well and my DF 33 will blast on past old man as the smoke pours of that poor old controler..

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Paddy a 1521 1d in a DF33......... A saw set up with 2p and a pack killer with 1p unless you run a small prop. Therefore you will not hook up in race water very well and my DF 33 will blast on past old man as the smoke pours of that poor old controler..

Dream on Andy, dream on.
I said a BIG sharp one and I said YGE :banana::banana::banana:

[andym]

I have contacted Tasmanian Customs and told them to be on the look out for drugs coming in diguised as a Delta Force 33 boat. I told them it is disolved in the fibre glass and they will have to destroy it to find the drugs.
That motor is in the region of 41,400 unloaded rpm on 4s, but you know this already, yes?

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I have contacted Tasmanian Customs and told them to be on the look out for drugs coming in diguised as a Delta Force 33 boat. I told them it is disolved in the fibre glass and they will have to destroy it to find the drugs.
That motor is in the region of 41,400 unloaded rpm on 4s, but you know this already, yes?

Yes I know. All hail Neu :bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:
All the workers at Customs are either my relations, friends or paid by me to look the other way.
This boat is so fast I have mini sponsons both port and starboard and one at the rear to stop blow overs. I am thinking so far outside the square that they had to move the square to keep up with me. :bounce:

[andym]

Paddy you do not have one yet!!!!!!!!!!!!! And yes you will need TRAINING wheels

[Xzessperated]

Paddy you do not have one yet!!!!!!!!!!!!! And yes you will need TRAINING wheels

LOL.
"There is no beating you is there Andy?" he said as he wiped the tears from his eyes. Been a while since I laughed so much.

[Xzessperated]

Beta testers I have updated the newer version of the model boat computer program. Download directions are below....

Freedrive download instructions...
Go to http://www.freedrive.com/
type iamto@hotmail.com into the email address box
type qwerty123 into the password box
Then click on Sign In
This will log you in
Once you are in click on the My FreeDrive tab at the top. This will take you to where the file is.
Now click on the FEsetup2.exe and this will take you to the next page. Here you will see a blue arrow that points down. This is the download arrow. Click on it and it will ask you where you want to save it. Make sure you name it FEsetup2.exe as Freedrive just names it FEsetup and it will not open later unless you call it FEsetup2.exe. Now save it and after the download finishes find the file at the location where you saved it and double click on it. This will start the install process. If you have any problems let me know.

You will notice a picture of one of Douggies monos and some of Jans hydro pictures have been added. A small write up about 1P and 2P added also.

Anyone else that wants to try it go ahead

Have fun.

Paddy

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Andy it is not often I post something serious on this thread but today I will.
As you know I have been trying to get a boat with a Chinese motor to do 60 mph and this morning I did that.
Here is the setup......

Xzess 2 rigger, 4s Lipo, Feigao 6XL, X642 prop and Barra 120 esc

Speed was 62.75 mph. Not a world record I know but it is a personal best. The best part was the temps. Motor was 124 F and all the other temps were lower than that. I only done 4 two way runs and let is rest for 2 minutes between runs so I guess that helped with temps. That was your old boat (Liquid Insanity).

Well I guess I have to set the bar a little higher now and aim for 65 mph.

Thanks for all the help you have been in assisting me to achieve this goal

Paddy

[egneg]

Way to go Paddy!

[Xzessperated]

Way to go Paddy!


Thanks Chuck,
I have learned a lot in the last few months. At first I was just throwing money at boats to try to make them go fast eg. big batteries and big expensive motors. Now I love 4s and 5s batteries and I am starting to see how fast these cheap motors can go. I think I must try an ETTI esc soon and see how they hold up under the torture I will give them.
Do not get me wrong, my Barra esc's and Neu motors have taken a lot of punishment and I really do not know how I have not blown up more CC esc's. I can only say good things about the old Barracuda esc's.
Paddy

[Xzessperated]

Andy another best speed with the Chinese experiment this morning.

104 kph or 64.62 mph.

Xzess 2 rigger, 4s Lipo, Feigao 6XL, X642 prop and Barra 120 esc
Same setup as before but a shorter turn fin. Actually even though it does not turn as well it is easier to control and does not want to flip as much. Last time I said I would raise the bar to 65 mph. Almost there dude.

Mr. Krabs has a 1521 1D spinning a M545 and has only done 108 kph and that part makes me want to cry. Something major wrong there.

[andym]

Excelllent work Paddy old mate only .58 mph to get that hull faster than I ever did. Just goes to show that some of the cheaper gear is OK and capable of good speed.
Sorry If I offended you with last nights phone call, can not remember much but to my defence you did phone when I was very pissed at the work xmas function, I probably will not have a job on monday as the worksho manager freaked my daughter out by picking her up and shoving her in a very large ice bucket, I heard her screaming so ran over and smashed the prick before retrieving her from the ice. It is a great way of killing a party!!! Ha

[Xzessperated]

Excelllent work Paddy old mate only .58 mph to get that hull faster than I ever did. Just goes to show that some of the cheaper gear is OK and capable of good speed.
Sorry If I offended you with last nights phone call, can not remember much but to my defence you did phone when I was very pissed at the work xmas function, I probably will not have a job on monday as the worksho manager freaked my daughter out by picking her up and shoving her in a very large ice bucket, I heard her screaming so ran over and smashed the prick before retrieving her from the ice. It is a great way of killing a party!!! Ha

Mate if you do that to someone's 10 year old daughter you gotta expect trouble. People have disappeared and never seen again in Tasmania for less than that. He will not do that again. You made a comment about spitting an olive down the office girls shirt when I was talking to you. It sounds like a normal end of year party where some one gets their lights punched out and the office girl.... well we will not go into that. :laugh:

[Xzessperated]

A picture says a 1,000 words.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3227/3124449514_d2228bf87a_o.jpg

[andym]

Paddy you twit!! I have tears rolling down my old face,

[Xzessperated]

Andy,
As you know I got myself an R/C electric glider last week and I took it flying for the first time today. Not being a member of a club I thought I would do the good old Aussie thing and jump a farmer's fence and fly in his field. It was a little windy but I knew I could fly in winds like that so I gave it a little throttle and a big push into the air and soon it was climbing nicely. After about 5 minutes I thought I would land it as the wind started to get stronger. Mate you would have been proud of the landing. You had to see it to believe it but as luck would have it I managed to get a picture so you can see....






That is the glider parked up there in amongst all the Koalas and leaves. Not everyone can do that mate...
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3195/3149837248_ce0b007b6e_o.jpg

Having landed it there I thought the only way I have to get it out is to fly it out so I gave it some revs and it starts to climb nicely but then a branch and the prop had a coming together and now this is the only thing I have of my plane

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3196/3149004621_b84585fe99_o.jpg

The good part is I have the most important part and just need to buy a glider to put on it. Mate could you do a good S&B job on that prop for me while I wait for my new parts (glider) to arrive.

Now comes the bad part. I was walking to my car when all of a sudden I hear BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG and I look around to see the farmer shooting at me with his rifle. Well I cleared that gate by about three feet and got in my car real quick. I started the engine and then BANG, BANG, BANG. The idiot is shooting my car as you can see by the bullet marks in the driver's side door....

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3236/3149004835_ee958498a8_o.jpg

I pulled up about 10 miles down the road to clean my trousers and get the picture. Mate my knees are still knocking.

[Xzessperated]

Andy,
After cleaning my trousers I went lake hunting and found this one....
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=BuuG_Ki6P7M

[andym]

*!***!***!***!** mate, I told you those flying contraptions cause nothing but TROUBLE. I will send some boys down to deal with the cock head with the gun! Must be an American imigrant as the shoot first ask questions later thought process shows. Either that or he is like me and HATES RC planes!
That lake looks the goods though, where is it? Far from town?

[andym]

NEWS UPDATE, Paddy is dodging the bullets and trying his hardest with a fishing pole and sinker to retrieve the troublsome plane. Paddy if all else fails shoot the bloody thing out of the tree. You could even shoot some *!***!***!***!**ing Ducks while you are at it................................................ ........ I am luaghing SOooooo Hard it hurting................

[Xzessperated]

*!***!***!***!** mate, I told you those flying contraptions cause nothing but TROUBLE. I will send some boys down to deal with the **** head with the gun! Either that or he is like me and HATES RC planes!
That lake looks the goods though, where is it? Far from town?

Andy the lake is at Grindelwald and about a 20 minute drive from my house.

http://www.crikey-adventure-tours.com/grindelwald.html

As you know I went back tonight with my fishing pole to try to get the glider.
SCORE
Tree = 1 sinker
Me = no plane
I will return tomorrow after boating armed with more sinkers and a bullet proof vest (and a lot of toilet paper).

[andym]

Paddy you better get dressed up like you are out of the cast of Sound of Music, here Heidi, here heidi.................... Mate I am still laughing. Oh the pain you bastard!

[Xzessperated]

Paddy you better get dressed up like you are out of the cast of Sound of Music, here Heidi, here heidi.................... Mate I am still laughing. Oh the pain you bastard!

Andy as I said I have the important bit (the spinner) and all I have to do is buy the glider to put on it.

Talking of Heidi, while I was there tonight trying to get the glider 3 Deer came into the field not far from me. I got it on video and if they are close enough to be seen I will put it on You Tube. Most unusual for them to even let themselves be seen here in Tasmania as they find their heads hanging on a den walls somewhere if they do.

I was thinking if the Police show up how do I explain being in a farmers field with a fishing pole and no water for miles. The men in the white coats could show up next.

[andym]

The white coats will not get you as thet realise you are a lost cause ( its the plane thing)

[Flying Scotsman]

Paddy, Paddy, Paddy. What the hell are you doing. We all knew you were trying to get Mr Krabbs to fly bit this is ridiculous, stick to what you DO NOT KNOW .....setting up boats....As this latest adventure will end with you floating amongst the ducks. :w00t:

Douggie

[Flying Scotsman]

Paddy, it is 13:45 on Dec/30th here in Vancouver and I know at this hour in the land of weird animals and humans also, that you are probably getting all wound up to celebrate that Scottish pagan festival. Why not burn the glider as a sacrifice to the boat gods?

Douggie

[Xzessperated]

Paddy, it is 13:45 on Dec/30th here in Vancouver and I know at this hour in the land of weird animals and humans also, that you are probably getting all wound up to celebrate that Scottish pagan festival. Why not burn the glider as a sacrifice to the boat gods?

Douggie

LOL. Douggie yesterday it was my glider and this morning it is my GPS. I was testing Mr. Krabs this morning and he was going faster than I have ever seen him go before and then comes his first blow over. It was not far from the edge so I just took the bodyboard out to get him. I turn him over and no GPS. That is 3 GPS's at the bottom of the lake. It is time to learn how to use my new one I guess. I will have to work a week to pay for all the things I have lost this week. If people have bad luck they say " I must have killed a Chinaman " I guess my problem is I married a Chinawoman. It is all her fault. :biggrin:

[egneg]

Paddy, you need one of these to get your glider.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gcurwcPs3U

You could buy 500 gliders for the price but where is the "COOL" factor in that. You will undoubtedly have every Heidi and Dolly for miles at your door!




Then again maybe you should take your cell phone with you so Andy can come and get you out of the tree along with the glider.

[Flying Scotsman]

Paddy and Andy, host a glass of what ever is your poison and state a Happy New Year or Hogmanay to the unwashed, as you two idiots are a breath of fresh air in this politically correct world :beerchug::beerchug:

Douggie

[Flying Scotsman]

Paddy, you need one of these to get your glider.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gcurwcPs3U

You could buy 500 gliders for the price but where is the "COOL" factor in that. You will undoubtedly have every Heidi and Dolly for miles at your door!




Then again maybe you should take your cell phone with you so Andy can come and get you out of the tree along with the glider.

Chuck, please do not give Paddy ideas such as that video. He will be flying over the pond, shotgun in hand and shouting at the top of his voice...Here ducky, duckies.

Douggie

[andym]

Paddy I think Douggie has the answer, lets burn that bloody plane to the boat gods. This will appease them and you will probably not loose another GPS. Oh it helps if they are in the boat!! Not on it.
Douggie I can not speak for Paddy but saying I am an IDIOT is the nicest thing any Canadian Scott has ever said to me. I have a tear in my eye and a feeling of joy, Thank you

[Flying Scotsman]

Andy, I think it is time to produce a pantomine on the trials and tribulations on how we are all idiots, excluding the Scots of course. As if it is not Scottish, it is CRAP.

Douggie

[Xzessperated]

Paddy and Andy, host a glass of what ever is your poison and state a Happy New Year or Hogmanay to the unwashed, as you two idiots are a breath of fresh air in this politically correct world :beerchug:

Douggie

Ha ha me hearty. Now your talking our language Douggie. Andy and I are not into politically correctness as you might have guessed. :smile: We call a spade, a spade and a glass of Scotch we call the nectar of the Gods (along with a lot of other alcoholic drinks).
I wish you could listen in on the telephone calls Andy and I have. You would hear a lot of politically incorrectness there Douggie. Andy even makes me blush sometimes :blush:
Andy = :swear: :cursing:

Paddy = :eek:

[Flying Scotsman]

Paddy, I would love to listen into your phone calls, not just for the bantering, but for the knowledge on FE boating. Wow, Douggie is being nice for a change! A NEW YEAR resolution
Happy New Year

Douggie

[Xzessperated]

Andy, I think it is time to produce a pantomine on the trials and tribulations on how we are all idiots, excluding the Scots of course. As if it is not Scottish, it is CRAP.

Douggie

Andy you have to bend down to a man that wears a dress :bowdown: (but make sure you back is to the wall) and a man that can make music from some sticks and a bag of wind. You also have to bend down to a man :bowdown: that makes a drink called Scotch Whisky. You also have to bend down to a man and a woman that made Billy Connolly. :bowdown: I just wonder when the emigrate why they do not come to Australia. I guess that is why they call Australia "The Lucky Country" :biggrin:

[Flying Scotsman]

Billy Connolly is my hero. His early Glaswegian (a person from Glasgow) humour was unbelievable. He could relate stories of youth at school that still have me rolling in the aisle. Paddy, As I stated before I did have a chance to emigrate to the Big Continent, but I hate the heat. Therein lies the reason for the frozen north choice...idiot that I was.
Douggie

[Xzessperated]

Paddy, I would love to listen into your phone calls, not just for the bantering, but for the knowledge on FE boating. Wow, Douggie is being nice for a change! A NEW YEAR resolution
Happy New Year

Douggie

What I know about boats Douggie would fill up the back of a postage stamp. Andy is the clever one.
You are always nice Douggie. You even offered to spend the night with DS :doh: OMG. What were you thinking. LOL

[andym]

Douggie, neither Paddy or I know *!***!***!***!** about FE boats but between us and our drunken idea's we have assembled some half decent boats. I am affraid however due to my freindship with Paddy the Boating Gods will start *!***!***!***!**ing with my gear. All because of that bloody plane! I am going out right now to sacrifice my best goat to tryn and calm them down before a day of boating tomorrow. Fingers crossed they like Janet my favorite goat. I will miss her sexy ways.

[egneg]

"Music from ... a bag of wind"
Kinda reminds me of my mother-in-law but I don't think I would classify it as music!

[Flying Scotsman]

Easy, Chuck...we are talking about the MOTHER OF ALL INSTRUMENTS......SHOCK and AWE. To those that do not understand the finesse of the bloated sheepskin..sorry Dolly...and the pipes. You are all lost souls

Douggie

[andym]

Oh NO the terror of the Mother inlaw, get rid of them then married life would be so much more enjoyable. It must be a world wide thing that once married the mother inlaw turns into a interfering, nagging, nasty old bag. There is probably a international law somewhere that states it must be so!

[Xzessperated]

"Music from ... a bag of wind"
Kinda reminds me of my mother-in-law but I don't think I would classify it as music!

Chuck could you ask your mother in law if she could come and talk this plane down out of the tree for me?

[Flying Scotsman]

Paddy, no mother in law will talk a prised TOY out of a tree. You are on your own. Mind you with Dolly, Wellies, bagpipes, kilt and two bottles of fine single malt in either hand. I think, I can scare the hell out of the farmer, in order that you can retreive the glider.....Plane??? Andy you were right, Paddy has lost his marbles

Douggie

[Flying Scotsman]

I have the solution my brother is on his way to to the land of sun, beer, nice sheilas, great beaches and lots of deserted spots for a 3 week holiday. His itineray includes, Perth, Melbourne, The Great Barrier Reef and you guessed it TASMANIA. I tried to persuade him that Canada was the spot to go to at this time of the year and he said Douggie " Jump in the lake, if you can find one that is not frozen"
So he leaves Scotland mid January and expects to be in Tasmania the first week of Febuary.

Here is the plan wee Dave (my brother) is an accountant (Very Boring) and will meet up Mel. Dolly and Andy
Wee Dave will wear my full regalia....Kilt, wellies, gloves and a sporran with an emblem that states F..K the English. Mel will wear a Jesuit priests smock and rant in Hebrew. Andy will be dressed as cop with a hat that has an emblem that states all Poms are bast...s.
Andy, will exlpain to the farmer that we are looking for a suspected drug smuggler that uses toy gliders to smuggle his drugs....Sir, have you seen anyone that matches this description.
The farmer says " Yes but what does that have to with the motley crew you have with you"
Andy replies " evidence of the drug abuse and the consequences "
The farmer is shocked and points to the glider in the tree and assists in the retrieval of the glider.

NOW, WHAT HAPPENS TO THE GLIDER ????

PS my brother is really taking this holiday...fool that he is... but, he is an accountant

Douggie

[Flying Scotsman]

Double post

[andym]

Dougie I think you have the answer, what a brilliant plan. I am a bit jelous that you came up with and not me, it just goes to show that you are a true intelect, not the retarded Scotish moron that Paddy keeps telling me you are. Once we retrieve the plane can I shoot the farmer? Seems the only fair thing to do!

[Xzessperated]

Douggie you and Andy have tears rolling down my face. What a brilliant plan. The good part is my wife is an accountant also and your brother can talk accountant s**t with her while I order a new glider.
You should be working for the CIA with a brain like that Douggie.

[andym]

:spy: SSSsssHHHhhhh Do not speak to loudly Paddy, I think he does! We could end up in Quantanamo Bay like Hicks:spy::spy:

[Flying Scotsman]

I forgot to mention that wee Dave's wife is English. He is not the sharpest knife in the drawer apart from the ability to add 2 + 2 = bailout.
Therefore the emblem on his sporran (see above) is simply stating the truth.

Douggie the Moron. AKA ..Agent GWB

[egneg]

Chuck could you ask your mother in law if she could come and talk this plane down out of the tree for me?


I have these pictures of Paddy, Douggie, and Andy waiting for my Mother-in-law to get Paddy's plane out of the tree. I must warn you that she is quite ugly as she is from the land of Oz after all.

[andym]

Great Chuck now everyone knows what I look like!! For those who do not know I am the one in the blue shirt. I have tried very hard to keep my identity secret as I am afraid of being swamped by my female fans. I think your mother inlaw is a lovely lady and is very sexy in green. She tells me midgets are a turn on!! Oh Yeah Baby.

[Xzessperated]

Well it looks like Mother In Law has both you and Douggie excited Andy. You both have your hands in your pockets.

[andym]

And by my facial expression not long to go ether!!!!

[egneg]

Well it looks like Mother In Law has both you and Douggie excited Andy. You both have your hands in your pockets...

...and calluses from frequent escapades. :w00t: :w00t:

[Xzessperated]

And by my facial expression not long to go ether!!!!


The look on Douggie's face says he has been there and done that. :laugh:

[egneg]

Gives a whole new meaning to Lollypop!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_CAs3q7G48

[Xzessperated]

Andy Mr. Krabs got his new summer clothes today. He will look better when I paint him and get rid of that horrible join line. Thanks for the stickers Andy.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3090/3172042071_edd130101b_o.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3122/3172875090_9895d394c4_o.jpg

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1190/3172042703_edfeaaae44_o.jpg

I am pleased the sticker guy is learning to spell.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3120/3172042551_d646769271_o.jpg

[andym]

Very neat mate! They look better than I thought they would. Hey that shiney Saab has a use afterall.....................
At least it is not in Saint Bloody Killed Her colours!!!!!

[Xzessperated]

Very neat mate! They look better than I thought they would. Hey that shiney Saab has a use afterall.....................
At least it is not in Saint Bloody Killed Her colours!!!!!

The SAAB is only good for a boat stand at the moment. I am waiting for the mechanic to come back from his holiday to bolt a new Turbo on. I screwed the manual boost controller up to high to blow Volvos away (sorry Chuck) and a seal went in the Turbo. Cheaper to bolt a guaranteed used one on than to repair the old one. It is just a car to me.

[Xzessperated]

Andy I took the NS 3 to the lake this morning and ran a smaller prop than last time. It was a little slower but the esc was cooler. Maybe I will water cool the esc and try the X642 and see how things go.
Setup this morning.... Neu 1512, 4S & X640.
2 videos of this mornings runs for you to watch...

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo2yZUvxPm4
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=6qDkSelzois

[andym]

That looks like it is going well. Please water cool that esc and then try the 42mm prop. I have found my mono's tend to go better with larger props with less pitch in this case like a m442, you could try a x440/3 as well. The boat looks like the ride is just about right and that little motor seems to suit it. What was the temps of motor and packs? How hot was that uncooled esc getting?

[Xzessperated]

That looks like it is going well. Please water cool that esc and then try the 42mm prop. I have found my mono's tend to go better with larger props with less pitch in this case like a m442, you could try a x440/3 as well. The boat looks like the ride is just about right and that little motor seems to suit it. What was the temps of motor and packs? How hot was that uncooled esc getting?

Andy the motor was 95, battery 128 and esc 145 and I like the esc cooler than that. I need to buy another Barracuda 120 or 180 or one of the new CC 240's so I can leave this esc water cooled. Always something to spend money on.

BTW that prop arrived and Mr. Krabs will test it in the morning. Nice cupping job. A very nice looking prop. Your best work yet I think.

[andym]

Lets wait and see how she goes, then we can say it is good.

[Xzessperated]

Andy I took Mr. Krabs and my NS 3 out this morning. That prop you cupped is magic. I thought it would push the motor out the front of the boat it accelerates so hard. Only got to try it on a cold battery as for some reason it got water on the receiver and that was that but it was showing 104 kph and not full throttle on a cold battery. I have never had it go past 97 on a cold battery before and there was still a little throttle left. It was like I was driving a different boat. I really think big things are coming for Mr. Krabs. It is a bit of a fish that got away story but this time Mr. Krabs excited me.

I put the Data Logger in the NS3. You can see the picture below. You were close when you said 140 amps. As you can see max amps was 143.90 amps. That is on the Barra 120. Me thinks some smoke could come out if I push it much harder and once the smoke comes out they stop running :smile:. That was on the X640 and 1512 motor. Put your thinking cap on and we will talk more about it over a Scotch on the phone.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3403/3201985849_43cb794ac4_o.jpg

[andym]

Paddy I am glad that prop works well, a happy ending to a mad experiment! Those 140 amps look strange all peaks and no long runs. Where you on and off the throttle a lot? One of those ETI 150 race esc'c would fit the bill. Everyone is saying they are a strong underrated esc. I would try a detounged x442 a little less pitch but with the extra couple of mm in diam it will hook up a bit better. That motor realy is a 26-30" hydro motor though.

[Xzessperated]

Paddy I am glad that prop works well, a happy ending to a mad experiment! Those 140 amps look strange all peaks and no long runs. Where you on and off the throttle a lot? One of those ETI 150 race esc'c would fit the bill. Everyone is saying they are a strong underrated esc. I would try a detounged x442 a little less pitch but with the extra couple of mm in diam it will hook up a bit better. That motor realy is a 26-30" hydro motor though.

Andy this conversation would have been much more fun over the phone, sucking on a Scotch and telling Douggie jokes. LOL
As far as all peaks and no long runs goes it may be the way I set it up on the software. I will go back and check my settings when I have time. Anyway peaks is what we want to know about. I think it is ok as long as I water cool the esc and keep the runtime down a bit. That Barra just keeps saying "give me your best shot" and takes it on the chin but even a champ can be knocked to the ground by a Tasmanian and a shotgun.
Agree with you about the ETTI 150. It would be better to have a dedicated esc for this boat. I will order a few props at the same time and ask Steven V to send the props to your door. The motor is doing fine in the mono and is running cool. Tasmanian water is colder than your water by about 20 degrees.
I got that motor that Heath was selling. Thanks for your help in that deal. I laughed until I cried when I read your comments on Heaths thread. We really are a pair of *&%$#%$ arent we? I hope to be able to test the Xs2 with that motor by this time next week. I will start with an X640 first I think.
I am drying everything in Mr. Krabs. Just the top 1/3 of the sponsons were sticking out of the water so as you can imagine all the electrics were soaked. I gave it a quick run (on the kitchen table) this morning and everything still works but I am giving it more sun time to make sure it is dry. I will have to track down why the water got in the hull. That boat always comes in dry so something must have happened somewhere.
I will go and clean the Glock up for tonights fun.

[Xzessperated]

[QUOTE=Xzessperated;69651]Andy this conversation would have been much more fun over the phone, sucking on a Scotch and telling Douggie jokes. LOL

Q. How many Douggies does it take to change a light bulb.
A. Both of them.

[andym]

Paddy you know better than to interupt Douggie when he is talking to himself!!!

[Xzessperated]

Paddy you know better than to interupt Douggie when he is talking to himself!!!

Sorry Andy, I can not hear you because of all those voices. Douggies voices :banana::banana::banana:

[Flying Scotsman]

Andy, I am back from the shrink but she states I need a lot more therapy. I must refrain from all boating sites and do not correspond with any people from Australia. As, she thinks the Aussie humour is creating my brain to take on another character!
I am feeling better knowing that WEE Dave will be visiting you soon and give you a Glaswegian kiss :eek: See my appology on the OSE thread
Take care and may you have haggis for breakfast, lunch and diner. :ohmy:

Your humble servant,

The Black Douggie....woops wrong guy!

Douggie

[Xzessperated]

Here is a picture to cheer you up Douggie. If this does not remind you of beautiful Scotland nothing will. I hope you enjoy it. If I could fill ye glass with a wee drap I would. I would even play Mull of Kintyre for you if I could.

Mull of Kintyre
Oh mist rolling in from the sea,
My desire is always to be here
Oh Mull of Kintyre

Mull of Kintyre
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=v2Y6xFOPPW0&feature=related
Mull of Kintyre
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=VDoO5vmBnsE&feature=related
Scotland The Brave
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=YxFf_1SEPYU&feature=related
Mel at his best
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=RAWs-QarLiw&feature=related

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3457/3216259112_d5a0d50360_o.jpg

[Flying Scotsman]

Thanks Paddy. I love the THORNY thistle in the foreground. Reminds me of Scottish character. :smile:

Douggie

[Xzessperated]

Thanks Paddy. I love the THORNY thistle in the foreground. Reminds me of Scottish character. :smile:

Douggie

Consider it a little gift from me Douggie. I know it has been a sad week for you (Captain Ron). Remember you always have two friends here in Aussie and I know you have many in the U.S.A.

I hope you find time to listen to and watch the You Tube videos I put there for you also. Ah I love the Mull of Kintyre song. It makes me want to be Scotish and puts a tear in my eye at the same time. Do not tell Andy I said that. :tape:

[andym]

Oh my God I think Paddy is falling in gay love for you Douggie, BTW can not wait to meet Wee Dave! I will return the kiss for sure, we call it the 12 gauge kiss out here. You know the excuse, sorry officer but a thought he was a low snake, it was an accident I only used 10 rounds!

[Xzessperated]

Oh my God I think Paddy is falling in gay love for you Douggie, BTW can not wait to meet Wee Dave! I will return the kiss for sure, we call it the 12 gauge kiss out here. You know the excuse, sorry officer but a thought he was a low snake, it was an accident I only used 10 rounds!

Not gay love Andy, more like a mutual admiration thing. I admire Douggie and so does he and so does he. Come to think of it maybe I should post everything twice for Douggie so that the other him does not feel left out.
I see Steven had to tell you to behave yourself on the other thread. It was a good thing I was there to keep everything under control or who knows how bad you would have been.:laugh:
Talking about boats, it is testing time tomorrow and we have wind and we have rain as usual on my days off.

[andym]

Told me to behave? When? I am innocent of all charges officer Patrick Wellard so *!***!***!***!** off

[Flying Scotsman]

Gay love? NO animal love. Andy, that is your problem, Paddy and I understand the love of ducks, sheep etc. You seem fixated on mechanical and electrical devices and you have to understand the karma of a world where only love and peace matter...much like a Friday night in Glasgow.
My shrink may be able to help you her website is [url]www.madonna-havemoney-loveyoungguys.com

Douggie

[andym]

Thanks Douggie I feel much more complete now!

[Flying Scotsman]

Andy, I am glad that you have seen the errors of your way.

Paddy and I will have a teleconference including George W to discuss how we solve your problem. All is not lost mate as I am sure that George will supply the answer now that he is in retirement and full of previous experience in these testy matters!!

[Xzessperated]

Andy, I am glad that you have seen the errors of your way.

Paddy and I will have a teleconference including George W to discuss how we solve your problem. All is not lost mate as I am sure that George will supply the answer now that he is in retirement and full of previous experience in these testy matters!!

I got George a job Douggie....

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3179/2741606218_b2204378c0_o.jpg

[egneg]

Now wait a minute ... this picture was taken yesterday and it looks as that GW will be moving to Australia.

[Ub Hauled]

he's your problem now!
we will not take him back!

[Xzessperated]

Now wait a minute ... this picture was taken yesterday and it looks as that GW will be moving to Australia.

Well if that is the case I hope it is Broken Hill he is moving to. George at the helm of Andy's boats sounds good to me.

[egneg]

Well if that is the case I hope it is Broken Hill he is moving to. George at the helm of Andy's boats sounds good to me.

I hope so as the geographical area lends itself to that of a penal colony.

[Xzessperated]

I hope so as the geographical area lends itself to that of a penal colony.
I think there is no need to lock George up. Andy will get him a job at the Crocodile farm pulling teeth or at the Kangaroo farm shearing the wool from them. If he is any good Andy will sign him up in Andy's corrupt Police force. There is a lot of work in Aus for a guy like George.

[egneg]

I think there is no need to lock George up. Andy will get him a job at the Crocodile farm pulling teeth or at the Kangaroo farm shearing the wool from them. If he is any good Andy will sign him up in Andy's corrupt Police force. There is a lot of work in Aus for a guy like George.

Ok then George will fit right in and they will be mates as long as one of them does not drop the soap!

[Apples1]

Hey Xcess when you coming down to melb to put you gear to the test??? your CF rigger up Against Mine....... in an oval of course!!

[Xzessperated]

Hey Xcess when you coming down to melb to put you gear to the test??? your CF rigger up Against Mine....... in an oval of course!!

Well John as things stand we would have to have a hypothetical race because we are both waiting for our CF riggers. Speaking hypothetically, I think your boat will kill mine around a circuit. Hypothetically, mine will catch you on the straight bit, but you will leave mine in your wake on the corners. This is hypothetical fun. :laugh:


Maybe I am a :brownnoser: but OSE is now so fastttttttttttttttt. Steven has done a great thing with the speed of this site.

[Flying Scotsman]

Paddy, a brown noser...not a chance!
He knows as all good security guards do. "Ah Mr. Smith, I note that even though you are the VP of human resources, please refrain from wearing a large overcoat in the middle of summer and yes I know we cut diamonds"
Andy, back in the fair isle of Scotland. I worked for my dad who was the general manager for an amoured car company and static guards.
It was truly fun to see how the general public responds to basic questions.

Douggie

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Andy and Douggie,
I thought you might enjoy a picture of my H & M fleet. It is a picture I have been meaning to take for sometime but have never found time to do it. I have changed my avatar to the same picture. I have had no early morning boat testing this weekend because to tell you the truth I really needed the sleep. My life gets better next week because I will be home from work by midnight each day so there will be a lot of testing done then.
Andy I forgot to mention my 17 year old son came and put the new Turbo on the SAAB so I will be Volvo hunting this coming week. He did a great job. The SAAB still gets used as a boat stand though. My boats are much more important than the cars.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3322/3222872955_ac3f0baeac_o.jpg

[Flying Scotsman]

Nice fleet Paddy
PS my 2003 1.8T passat with chip, exhaust and intake mods,will blow both of you Swedes off the road.

Douggie

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Now June wants to be in the picture. Women!!!. She hates my boats but as soon as she sees a camera she wants to be a film star.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3360/3223832506_b1956fa18e_o.jpg

[Flying Scotsman]

Paddy, Paddy...women and boats do you not learn???

Lovely looking lady by the way...are you sure she married you?

Douggie

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Nice fleet Paddy
PS my 2003 1.8T passat with chip, exhaust and intake mods,will blow both of you Swedes off the road.

Douggie

Ohh Douggie that is a big statement. I have a manual boost controller on my turbo and if your VW is getting away from the SAAB I just throw some more horsepower at it. Chuck has a Volvo but I am not sure what is under his hood and by the look of the dust on it neither is he. :laugh:

Yes June really did marry me. Poor girl huh?

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Boats!!! Dont talk to me about boats Andy. I took the Xzess 2 out this morning with that V947/3 on it. It went 40 meters and broke the flex cable. There is nothing wrong with the alignment as Andrewg delivered that boat to me in a ready to run state. I guess it is just old age and it has been in there a long time. I have not pulled the remaining bit out to look at the break and figure out exactly where it broke but I will after I sleep.
That was my best prop. The one that set the new record for Mr. Krabs yesterday. The one you S & B and cupped. Not happy Jan. I would like to say words like *!***!***!***!** and *!***!***!***!** but I wont. Maybe I will just say "oh darn". :crying:

[egneg]

That is a shame Paddy ... I have not lost a prop yet but I know the day is coming. I have had a boat sink but managed to recover it minus the GPS.

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That is a shame Paddy ... I have not lost a prop yet but I know the day is coming. I have had a boat sink but managed to recover it minus the GPS.

To me it looks like you are not trying hard enough Chuck :laugh:

The score here is 3 gps's and about 5 props and a ring barked leg.

Most of the props were before I changed to flex/hex connectors

[Flying Scotsman]

Garmin, Octura, Neu, etc.
I have found a goldmine...Yes, I want to start up a business in Tasmania....where?....Tasmania, a land of huge potential. My source has told me of only one person's expenditures. Please email me your distribution forms.

Douggie

[andym]

To late Douggie I am all over it already

[andym]

Oh Bloody Fantastic you old tosser, another v series to go grey over. Send me two this time! BTW is it a .187 or .150 flex?

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Oh Bloody Fantastic you old tosser, another v series to go grey over. Send me two this time! BTW is it a .187 or .150 flex?

.187 Andy. It needs to be strong to cut them Ducks up

I will order 2 x V947/3 and 2 X M545 and another X642 and 2 flex cables so I have a spare one.


BTW my new glider parts arrived. Steven should stock up on gliders as he might extract some $$$$'s from my pocket with those. :laugh:

I need sleep. I have had 30 minutes sleep so far. I can not sleep. That lost prop put an end to any good sleep I might get. I better stop writing. I feel like swearing again.

[tylerm]

.187 Andy. It needs to be strong to cut them Ducks up

I will order 2 x V947/3 and 2 X M545 and another X642 and 2 flex cables so I have a spare one.


BTW my new glider parts arrived. Steven should stock up on gliders as he might extract some $$$$'s from my pocket with those. :laugh:

I need sleep. I have had 30 minutes sleep so far. I can not sleep. That lost prop put an end to any good sleep I might get. I better stop writing. I feel like swearing again.

Are you using octura cable Paddy?

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Are you using octura cable Paddy?

Usually I get Speedmaster Tyler.

I like that big mono you are holding in your avatar. What is it?

[Flying Scotsman]

Tyler, what is that hull. I have my thoughts. Fantastic to see a young man with this interest in FE boating and no BS or attitude problems. Go for it Tyler.

Douggie

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Tyler, what is that hull. I have my thoughts. Fantastic to see a young man with this interest in FE boating and no BS or attitude problems. Go for it Tyler.

Douggie


:iagree: He is from NZ Douggie so that explains the good atttitude. They are good people on that side of the Tasman. We like to tease them but we could not have better neighbours, unless they moved Scotland down here that is. :smile:

[tylerm]

Usually I get Speedmaster Tyler.

I like that big mono you are holding in your avatar. What is it?

Speedmaster=good stuff.

That pic is actually rather deceiving, its an avenger cat(like the aeromarine ones), its a mate of mines who i was pitting for on sunday. Its got a QD25 HT in it. Usually in the mid sixties heat trim. Awsome boat.

Thanks for that Douggie, I do try to stick to FE but im wondering over to the other "Dark Side" for a venture, but i still have that many FE plans going around my head its not funny. Next FE project will be a head turner i hope.

Tyler.

P.S. Douggie, just ask another boater who knows me, i got plenty of attitude and :icon_bs: to go around, but i do try to keep it down:doh:

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Speedmaster=good stuff.

That pic is actually rather deceiving, its an avenger cat(like the aeromarine ones), its a mate of mines who i was pitting for on sunday. Its got a QD25 HT in it. Usually in the mid sixties heat trim. Awsome boat.

Thanks for that Douggie, I do try to stick to FE but im wondering over to the other "Dark Side" for a venture, but i still have that many FE plans going around my head its not funny. Next FE project will be a head turner i hope.

Tyler.

P.S. Douggie, just ask another boater who knows me, i got plenty of attitude and :icon_bs: to go around, but i do try to keep it down:doh:

It sure fooled me (he wrote with a red face). Well if he cuts the middle bit out and glues the two sides together it will be a good mono. :smile:

[tylerm]

It sure fooled me (he wrote with a red face). Well if he cuts the middle bit out and glues the two sides together it will be a good mono. :smile:

Lol, id like to see that :popcorn2:

[tylerm]

It sure fooled me (he wrote with a red face). Well if he cuts the middle bit out and glues the two sides together it will be a good mono. :smile:

Lol, id like to see that :popcorn2:

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Andy I went flying this morning. I had 2 great flights. This time there was no wind and it was much easier. I am not as good as I used to be but it will come back after a few flights. This picture was taken after the two flights so you can see there was no damage.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3328/3239892652_7216e1fc63_o.jpg

Mr. Krabs has had the turn fin mod done and I hope to test him tomorrow. I will not have to warm the lipo. A new Tasmanian record of 42.2 degrees was set yesterday. I guess it never got under 30 here all night. Ya gotta love patrol cars with air con when it is that hot. One of the guards told me all his tropical fish in his tank died because of the heat.
Crime all over the city last night. The crims must love the heat.
I hope you are getting lots of building done on that sport 40.

[egneg]

Looks much better without that tree in the way. :tiphat:

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Looks much better without that tree in the way. :tiphat:

It should look better Chuck. It is the new plane I got to put on the old canopy I rescued. :laugh:

Actually you can buy a RTF version and a Plug n' Play version. This is the Plug n' Play version. It comes without the radio. I had the radio from the first RTF version.

The farmer brought the old plane here after some strong winds blew it from the tree so I have some good spares now.

[Flying Scotsman]

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The farmer brought the old plane here after some strong winds blew it from the tree so I have some good spares now.

Now, this is interesting. Has the farmer paid for the repairs for your blond Swede???
How many bullet holes were repaired or will this car be a testamount to Tasmanian fortitude

Douggie

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Now, this is interesting. Has the farmer paid for the repairs for your blond Swede???
How many bullet holes were repaired or will this car be a testamount to Tasmanian fortitude

Douggie

Douggie if he shot my SAAB he would be wearing some concrete Wellington Boots at the bottom of the Ocean. It was just my Mitsubishi work car he shot. There is nothing wrong with shooting a Mitsubishi.
Andy organized for some of his Police mates to pay him a visit. Now he does as he is told :smile:.

[Flying Scotsman]

Ah, the strong arm of the law. Take care you two LOVEABLE IDIOTS....love and kisses from Douggie the other idiot

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Ah, the strong arm of the law. Take care you two LOVEABLE IDIOTS....love and kisses from Douggie the other idiot


You are so sweet. Now I feel loved. Well I will feel that way until Andym discovers I have been flying again.

[egneg]

You are so sweet. Now I feel loved. Well I will feel that way until Andym discovers I have been flying again.

Paddy, install a couple of rockets on the plane and threaten to take Andy's boats out and I will guarantee that he will respect you. :laugh:

[andym]

Is that a new sponson design Paddy, I am having trouble workig out wich way is the bow! Hope it floats but I think as far as a FE boat goes it has some problems!!
No building to bloody hot mate. 42 deg hay welcome to my world day aftrer day after day.

[andym]

Douggie I have been talking to the farmer concerned in the Paddy shooting. He has promised me to practice alot more so next time he will not miss the prick! He tells me that he sent the parts back as an evil plan to make Paddy the bastard plane freak think he is welcome and then BANG he is going to pop a few rounds into him. Recons it will serve him right for flying instead of boating.
Now this is what old farmer Joe told me I can not state publicly that I agree or disagree with his fine well thought out plan.

[andym]

Chuck it would take more than a few rockets!!!!!! Seriously though how can you respect a bloke who phones you up and states that because it is so hot that he is sitting on the other other end of the line NAKED and wants to post some pics.!!!!!!! No Thanks

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Chuck it would take more than a few rockets!!!!!! Seriously though how can you respect a bloke who phones you up and states that because it is so hot that he is sitting on the other other end of the line NAKED and wants to post some pics.!!!!!!! No Thanks


Chuck I have been naked since you posted that picture of the big Swedish car washing woman. She is hot.

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Douggie I have been talking to the farmer concerned in the Paddy shooting. He has promised me to practice alot more so next time he will not miss the prick! He tells me that he sent the parts back as an evil plan to make Paddy the bastard plane freak think he is welcome and then BANG he is going to pop a few rounds into him. Recons it will serve him right for flying instead of boating.
Now this is what old farmer Joe told me I can not state publicly that I agree or disagree with his fine well thought out plan.


Geez Andy, I have given you my old sports car, my ex wife and several of my children and this is all the thanks I get. Time to call Chopper I think.