Amish Wisdom

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  • SJFE
    Fast Electric Addict!
    • Apr 2007
    • 4735

    #1

    Amish Wisdom

    An Amish farmer, walking through his field, notices a man kneeling down
    drinking from his farm pond. The Amish farmer shouts, "Trink das wasser
    nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." (Which means, "Don't drink the
    water, the cows have crapped in it.")

    The kneeling man shouts back, "I'm Muslim, I don't understand you. I
    speak Arabic and English. If you can't speak in the sacred tongue of
    Islam, infidel, speak in English."

    The Amish farmer replies, "Use two hands, you'll get more."
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