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An Amish farmer, walking through his field, notices a man kneeling down
drinking from his farm pond. The Amish farmer shouts, "Trink das wasser
nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." (Which means, "Don't drink the
water, the cows have crapped in it.")
The kneeling man shouts back, "I'm Muslim, I don't understand you. I
speak Arabic and English. If you can't speak in the sacred tongue of
Islam, infidel, speak in English."
The Amish farmer replies, "Use two hands, you'll get more."
drinking from his farm pond. The Amish farmer shouts, "Trink das wasser
nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." (Which means, "Don't drink the
water, the cows have crapped in it.")
The kneeling man shouts back, "I'm Muslim, I don't understand you. I
speak Arabic and English. If you can't speak in the sacred tongue of
Islam, infidel, speak in English."
The Amish farmer replies, "Use two hands, you'll get more."