Xzessperated
05-04-2008, 12:36 AM
Instructions for cleaning the toilet:
1. Lift the lid on the toilet and fill it with 1/8 cup of animal shampoo.
2. Take the cat in your arms and stroke it gently while slowly moving in the direction of the toilet.
3. At a suitable moment, throw the cat into the toilet bowl and close the lid quickly and either stand
or sit on the lid.
4. The cat will now start the cleaning process and will produce plenty of foam. Do not be
concerned about the loud noises coming from the toilet; your cat is enjoying himself.
5. After several minutes flush the toilet to start the “Power-wash” pre-wash and then flush again for
the main wash cycle.
6. Ask someone to open the front door and ensure that no-one is between the toilet and the front
door.
7. Get off the the toilet seat and from a safe distance open the toilet lid quickly. The cat will dry off
naturally due to the high speed he will be moving at from the toilet to the front door.
8. The toilet and the cat are now both clean.
My aplogies to any cat lovers. Cats are ok....... with Tartare Sauce that is!!!
1. Lift the lid on the toilet and fill it with 1/8 cup of animal shampoo.
2. Take the cat in your arms and stroke it gently while slowly moving in the direction of the toilet.
3. At a suitable moment, throw the cat into the toilet bowl and close the lid quickly and either stand
or sit on the lid.
4. The cat will now start the cleaning process and will produce plenty of foam. Do not be
concerned about the loud noises coming from the toilet; your cat is enjoying himself.
5. After several minutes flush the toilet to start the “Power-wash” pre-wash and then flush again for
the main wash cycle.
6. Ask someone to open the front door and ensure that no-one is between the toilet and the front
door.
7. Get off the the toilet seat and from a safe distance open the toilet lid quickly. The cat will dry off
naturally due to the high speed he will be moving at from the toilet to the front door.
8. The toilet and the cat are now both clean.
My aplogies to any cat lovers. Cats are ok....... with Tartare Sauce that is!!!