How to clean the toilet

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  • Xzessperated
    Fast Electric Addict!
    • Apr 2008
    • 3060

    #1

    How to clean the toilet

    Instructions for cleaning the toilet:

    1. Lift the lid on the toilet and fill it with 1/8 cup of animal shampoo.

    2. Take the cat in your arms and stroke it gently while slowly moving in the direction of the toilet.

    3. At a suitable moment, throw the cat into the toilet bowl and close the lid quickly and either stand
    or sit on the lid.

    4. The cat will now start the cleaning process and will produce plenty of foam. Do not be
    concerned about the loud noises coming from the toilet; your cat is enjoying himself.

    5. After several minutes flush the toilet to start the “Power-wash” pre-wash and then flush again for
    the main wash cycle.

    6. Ask someone to open the front door and ensure that no-one is between the toilet and the front
    door.

    7. Get off the the toilet seat and from a safe distance open the toilet lid quickly. The cat will dry off
    naturally due to the high speed he will be moving at from the toilet to the front door.

    8. The toilet and the cat are now both clean.

    My aplogies to any cat lovers. Cats are ok....... with Tartare Sauce that is!!!
    Last edited by Xzessperated; 05-04-2008, 04:17 AM. Reason: I felt sorry for the cat
    Several boats in various stages of destruction
  • Jimmy Sterling
    Senior Member
    • Apr 2008
    • 393

    #2
    That's hilarious
    Come to the FASST side

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    • crazzy maxx
      Senior Member
      • Dec 2007
      • 498

      #3
      Originally posted by STERLO 92
      That's hilarious
      X2
      snort pixi sticks=symptoms-:

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      • Jeepers
        Fast Electric Addict!
        • May 2007
        • 1973

        #4
        HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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