G Doggett
04-22-2008, 03:59 AM
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a Christmas fancy dress party. He doesn't know what to wear to hide his bald head and his wooden leg so he writes to a fancy dress company for a solution.
A few days later he receives a parcel with a note :
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed Pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will just right as a pirate.
The man is offended that the outfit emphasizes his disability, so he writes a letter of complaint.
A week passes and he receives another parcel and note:
Dear Sir,
Sorry about the previous parcel. Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will really look the part.
The man is incandescent with rage now because the company has gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to drawing attention to his bald head.
So he writes a very strong letter of complaint.
A few days later he gets a very small parcel from the company with the accompanying note:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed tin of treacle.
We suggest you pour the treacle over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your bum, and go as a toffee apple. :rofl:
A few days later he receives a parcel with a note :
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed Pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will just right as a pirate.
The man is offended that the outfit emphasizes his disability, so he writes a letter of complaint.
A week passes and he receives another parcel and note:
Dear Sir,
Sorry about the previous parcel. Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will really look the part.
The man is incandescent with rage now because the company has gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to drawing attention to his bald head.
So he writes a very strong letter of complaint.
A few days later he gets a very small parcel from the company with the accompanying note:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed tin of treacle.
We suggest you pour the treacle over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your bum, and go as a toffee apple. :rofl: