Lost in transaltion

[drwayne]

A plastics manufacturer in Beijing inquired re my interest in their heatshrink products.
Would I like some free samples ?.. what sizes ?

I requested 25,50,75,100,125, 150mm clear...x 200mm long

I am notified by office of a package delivered by DHL.

Hmm
25cm black
50cm black
75cm black
100cm black
125cm black
and 150mm clear ...

but wait , it gets better .. all in 200cm lengths. !!

I could stand upright inside the 75cm stuff !

I liked the 150mm clear, so ordered 100M.. a lifetimes supply.
The rest, I dont know what to do with them .. . still lined up against the wall ... !

Wayne

[Rumdog]

Oh come on, you can think of something fun to wrap with that tubing!

[egneg]

Round off and seal the end of the 75cm x 200cm piece and send it to Andy ... tell him it's a size small.

[drwayne]

Round off and seal the end of the 75cm x 200cm piece and send it to Andy ... tell him it's a size small.
OMG, a rain coat for Andy's romancing ?
Imagine the size plank he would have strapped across his ass so he didnt fall in ...

or ..... budget funerals.. why buy a box when we can shrinkwrap you for $0.99 per inch !..

[Flying Scotsman]

Doc, you crack me up in this weird world we live in today.....take care mate, is the postie girl still alive?

Douggie

[drwayne]

Doc, you crack me up in this weird world we live in today.....take care mate, is the postie girl still alive?

Douggie

Postal worker is a strange one... but any girl good with bubblewrap, and likes durex, is okay with me....