Darin Jordan
03-03-2008, 01:18 PM
If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!!
A United States Marine was attending some college
courses between assignments. He had completed missions
in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor
who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class
when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly
stated, 'God, if you are real, then I want you to
knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly
15 minutes.' The lecture room fell silent. You could
hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the
professor proclaimed, 'Here I am God. I'm still
waiting.' It got down to the last couple of minutes
when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the
professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform.
The professor was out cold.
The Marine went back to his seat and sat
there, silently. The other students were shocked and
stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The
professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken,
looked at the Marine and asked, 'What the heck is
the matter with you? Why did you do that?'
The Marine calmly replied, 'God was too busy
today protecting America's soldiers who are
protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act
like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
A United States Marine was attending some college
courses between assignments. He had completed missions
in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor
who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class
when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly
stated, 'God, if you are real, then I want you to
knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly
15 minutes.' The lecture room fell silent. You could
hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the
professor proclaimed, 'Here I am God. I'm still
waiting.' It got down to the last couple of minutes
when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the
professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform.
The professor was out cold.
The Marine went back to his seat and sat
there, silently. The other students were shocked and
stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The
professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken,
looked at the Marine and asked, 'What the heck is
the matter with you? Why did you do that?'
The Marine calmly replied, 'God was too busy
today protecting America's soldiers who are
protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act
like an idiot. So, He sent me.'