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  • Darin Jordan
    Fast Electric Addict!
    • Apr 2007
    • 8335

    #1

    GOD is Busy...

    If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!!



    A United States Marine was attending some college
    courses between assignments. He had completed missions
    in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor
    who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.

    One day the professor shocked the class
    when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly
    stated, 'God, if you are real, then I want you to
    knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly
    15 minutes.' The lecture room fell silent. You could
    hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the
    professor proclaimed, 'Here I am God. I'm still
    waiting.' It got down to the last couple of minutes
    when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the
    professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform.
    The professor was out cold.

    The Marine went back to his seat and sat
    there, silently. The other students were shocked and
    stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The
    professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken,
    looked at the Marine and asked, 'What the heck is
    the matter with you? Why did you do that?'

    The Marine calmly replied, 'God was too busy
    today protecting America's soldiers who are
    protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act
    like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
    Darin E. Jordan - Renton, WA
    "Self-proclaimed skill-less leader in the hobby."
  • ReddyWatts
    Fast Electric Addict!
    • Apr 2007
    • 1711

    #2
    Amen to that one!
    Last edited by ReddyWatts; 03-03-2008, 06:21 PM.
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    • Steven Vaccaro
      Administrator
      • Apr 2007
      • 8720

      #3
      You know I read that before and loved it, and I just read it again and love it even more!!
      Steven Vaccaro

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      • jeff180
        Senior Member
        • Jan 2008
        • 150

        #4
        That was a good one. What were the exact words in the OT that You must not tempt the lord? Tempt him to prove himself.
        sad

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        • obrien
          Fast Electric Addict!
          • Nov 2007
          • 1264

          #5
          That is a great one for sure. There is another good one, I will have to see if I can find it.

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