expose the previous poster

[Eyekandyboats]

Okay this is how it works, Gets funny sometimes....
Just simply tell the previous posters secrets......I'm sure dirty south and Tommy will come up with some good ones...either bad or good.....

:banana: :lol:

[Diegoboy]

Eyekandyboats drives a cadillac cimarron (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:1988_Cadillac_Cimarron.jpg)!

[Eyekandyboats]

^^^ is extremely jealous and is plotting to steal one of his own

[SJFE]

^^^Suffers from frequent self induced munchies:cool2:

[dirtysouth31]

Owns a copy of brokeback mountain on hd and blue ray

[SJFE]

Stared in it

[Eyekandyboats]

^^ wishes he was in the tent

[SJFE]

pitched one while watching the movie

[Eyekandyboats]

wishes he could "pitch a tent", his late wife castrated him with a butter knife

[SJFE]

Has bling and fake gold teeth for his rides in the caddy LOL

[Eyekandyboats]

^^^ is telling us his fantasies

[dirtysouth31]

Looks like shaggy from scooby doo

[SJFE]

looks like Bruce willis

[Eyekandyboats]

^^ worships Richard simmions

[dirtysouth31]

is not gay but his boyfreind is

[Eyekandyboats]

^^ is my boyfriend

[dirtysouth31]

swallowsssssssssssssssssss

[SJFE]

is a member of Opera's book club

[SJFE]

We should clean it up just a tick

[Eyekandyboats]

^^ clearly does the wifes job. . . in ever aspect of marriage

[dirtysouth31]

Secretly wants a nqd arrowwind

[Eyekandyboats]

^^ is extremely jealous of my 21 boats and 4 losi cars and 2 Cadillacs

[Diegoboy]

^^^ designed rigged insanity off the arrow wind

[dirtysouth31]

Wishes somebody cared

[Eyekandyboats]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^
tries to play fetch with his pet worm
LOL

Diego, There is nothing wrong with the arrowind rigger hull, It is a knock off of the graupner silver bullet which is a VERY good hull!

[Diegoboy]

^^^ can't get back at me for the arrow wind post :bounce:

(arrow wind) I know. I'm gonna get one after getting rid of more boats.

[SJFE]

Still sleeps with his blanky

[Eyekandyboats]

^^^cant get it up unless he takes pills.

[Diegoboy]

^^^ still takes flintstones chewables

[dirtysouth31]

Favorite game is "hide the gerbil"

[Eyekandyboats]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
still gets his mom to wipe is butt!
Ahaha!!

[Diegoboy]

wishes his DAD would wipe his

[Eyekandyboats]

^^^^ his dad DOES wipe his!

[Diegoboy]

:tt2: ...with YOUR tongue

[Eyekandyboats]

^^ is staring in the next "two girls one cup and Deigo!" video

>> deigo you used the wrong context!!! bad you

[dirtysouth31]

Wishes he could buy another boat

[Eyekandyboats]

^^ Is considered a "side effect" to many OTC drugs.

>>>>>>>>>>did just buy another boat, 2 actually, DF 25 and 47

[Avanti]

has a fe problem

[obrien]

has a real boat that needs to be run!

[Avanti]

should put the gas in it since he bogarted all the run time last time we took it out

[domwilson]

Likes the smell of gas from a porta potty. Is that how this works?

[Avanti]

enjoys a good porta potty stew (slow cooked for tenderness)

[domwilson]

Arrested for enjoying porta potty stew at a public rest room.

[Eyekandyboats]

^^^attends porta potty anonymous meeting

[domwilson]

Is the founder of Porta potty anonymous.

[Avanti]

can't get past the one day chip at PPA

[Avanti]

btw this is just sick lol

[domwilson]

Belly danced at the last meeting.

[Avanti]

put 20 dollars in my shorts for the dance

[domwilson]

Got a refund.

[Avanti]

so he could give me more $$

[domwilson]

Used it to give classes to nude senior citizens.

[Avanti]

takes advantage of nude seniors

[domwilson]

Steals their dentures during class. Likes the taste.

[Avanti]

steals their underpants during class likes the way they taste

[domwilson]

Likes the "Chewey" ones.

[Avanti]

likes the runny ones, reminds him of a malt from the good old days

[domwilson]

so old, he poops fossils.

[Eyekandyboats]

^^ PM's me every day asking to borrow my horse, He wont tell me why!!!! :confused:

[domwilson]

Pregnancy Testing. Wondering how your horse-human hybrid experiment is coming. Or is that just a hobby?

You guys are sooo funny!!! I like this.

[Eyekandyboats]

keep in proper context.. the secret of the person above you, not your own thoughts


^^^ is trying to become the next human ginnypig

[Diegoboy]

^^doesn't know proper from improper context

[Avanti]

wishes he had room for more boats so people would not fight over his projects

[Eyekandyboats]

^^ is plotting to take over diego boy's life!


>> diego, I meant, IN, proper . . . no inproper

[Diegoboy]

^^ started this thread simply to raise his post count

[Eyekandyboats]

^^ is very jealous of my ideas

[Diegoboy]

^^is a post ho

[Eyekandyboats]

^Still has his umbilical cord hanging from his belly.

[Diegoboy]

^^can't raise his post count with real form advise. :lol:

[domwilson]

^^Likes the look.

[Diegoboy]

^^want's my Mini-Cat

[Eyekandyboats]

^^wants my money, job and my life!

[SJFE]

All above wish they had my numbers

[domwilson]

^^Wishes he was in San Diego

[SJFE]

carries tweezers in order to take a leak without soiling his pants

[domwilson]

^^^Volunteers to hold tweezers

[SJFE]

Gave up and sits to pee like a woman .....lol

[Diegoboy]

^^ buys too many boats

[SJFE]

Keeps to many

[domwilson]

^^Wants to be in San Diego too.

[SJFE]

wants to run FE like the big boyz

[Diegoboy]

^^bought another boat today

[domwilson]

Has a mouth in his hand. Chews with his fingers.

[Diegoboy]

^^can't get me with the San Diego comment

[domwilson]

Waiting to sell mini cat

[SJFE]

Has a wooden leg with a kickstand

[domwilson]

It's no secret.

[Diegoboy]

^^ can only afford to power his boat with a rubber band

[domwilson]

Picture blacked out on driver's license.

[SJFE]

Is plotting to raid my fleet and make do with the Jolly

[domwilson]

Subseptible to Jedi Mind tricks. You want to send me your boats.

[SJFE]

Looked into my mind and is now curled up in a little ball paralized with fear.

[domwilson]

Just realized he was looking in the mirror.

[Eyekandyboats]

^^^misses spending night after night locked up with other men

[domwilson]

^^^wants to be "other men."

[Eyekandyboats]

^^ran out of gas in the middle of Wyoming and had to thumb it to a gas station, where he found love with a transvestite truck driver that was just looking to make it back to Utah

[domwilson]

^^^Was that you?

[Eyekandyboats]

^^^ can not learn how to play this game. . . clearly

[domwilson]

^^^didn't mean to offend. Just having fun.

[Eyekandyboats]

^^ Needs portable navigation. Says it's "for the wife."

[domwilson]

^^^Couldn't find water in the Pacific.

[Eyekandyboats]

^^ needs to take a shower with water rather then his normal golden shower

[domwilson]

^^^Has one leg, jogs in a circle.

[Eyekandyboats]

^^^has a wooden leg, and a 1 inch kick stand.

[domwilson]

^^^Has one hand. Smacks himself to clap.

[Eyekandyboats]

^^^enjoys the entertainment of his two bunny rabbits!!

[domwilson]

^^^Gots plastic toes. Taps out morse code on wooden floors.

[Avanti]

^^wishes he knew morse code so he could steal taylors secrets

[domwilson]

I don't want to offend anyone. I like the posts you guys come up with. They make me laugh and I hope mine do the same for you guys. Please don't take offense.

[domwilson]

^^^Poses for Victoria Secrets.

[Eyekandyboats]

^^ is a bit over cautious

[domwilson]

^^^Has broken teeth, Friends call him "Chip".

[Diegoboy]

^^^ has doubled his post count in just one day!

[domwilson]

^^Finally got him with wants to be in San Diego.

[Eyekandyboats]

^^ is a never nude
>><< yes i do have two front broken teeth when i got in a fight a when i was younger.

[domwilson]

^^Has sweaty hands and feet. Wife sticks him to the back windshield.

[Avanti]

is plotting to take over the world with pinky

[domwilson]

^^^Has two legs sizes. Swims with a limp.

[Eyekandyboats]

^^ is obsessed with legs particularity on men

[domwilson]

^^Is really short. Gets poked in the eye when taking showers at the gym.

[SJFE]

keeps brining up the gay thing....hmmmm

[Eyekandyboats]

^^ doesn't take showers.. .

[domwilson]

^^^Has one bad eye. Can only see 25 inches on a 50 inch TV.

[Eyekandyboats]

^^ realized his parents made a mistake ( insert your age) years and 9 months ago!

[domwilson]

^^^Birthdate determined by newspaper he was wrapped in.

[Avanti]

has ink smudges on hands from that paper

[domwilson]

^^^Has toe nails so long, He "kick cuts" the front lawn.

[Avanti]

(that would be sweet)

[Avanti]

Dom wishes he lived in San Fran instead of SanD

[domwilson]

^^^Wishes he could go back.

[domwilson]

^^^Got one ear on top of his head, Says he can hear highs and lows.

[Avanti]

thinks back to when he was a baby and wonders why his crib had tinted windows
and ponders maybe he was an ugly baby

[dirtysouth31]

wishes he could afford a copper prop

[Doby]

Has a secret crush on DiegoBoy

[Eyekandyboats]

^^^^ speaking for him self

[dirtysouth31]

wishes he was in america

[domwilson]

^^^Wishes Demi would come back.

[dirtysouth31]

wishes he will get the mini cat

[Doby]

Wishes he was a Canadian,,,you all do !

[dirtysouth31]

hopes they legalize gay marriages in canada

[Doby]

so he and his partner could vacation here

[domwilson]

^^^Has an ear on his forehead. Says he hears what you're thinking.

[Avanti]

^^hey I like plastic props

[Doby]

because he is too weak to lift a metal one

[domwilson]

^^Likes wooden props

[Doby]

For his fleet of NQD boats

[domwilson]

^^^forgets to put batteries in his boats. Takes an hour to figure out the problem.

[domwilson]

^^^For the Canadians, How come Celine Dion always looks like she's talkin' to someone else?

[Eyekandyboats]

^^ weak bladder

[domwilson]

^^Helped me get more posts.

[Eyekandyboats]

^^ has problems understanding how this thread works. . .

[domwilson]

^^Owns a Yugo

[Eyekandyboats]

^^ wants my Yugo http://www.zamislisrbiju.org/foto/idc_foto_10/images/Novi%20Yugo.jpg

[domwilson]

I think I get it now.

[domwilson]

^^Has a girlfriend with wooden leg, Calls her Peg.

[Eyekandyboats]

^^^^^^http://www.physics.udel.edu/~watson/phys208/exams/formulas/maxwell-review.gif


>>>> could you tell me what your girlfriend Peg's real name is ?

[crazzy maxx]

wishes he owned a ford!

[Eyekandyboats]

^^owns a ford, has it in the shop every week for something going wrong. is wishing he listened to me and bought a Caddy

[Avanti]

wishes his caddy could beat my ford

[Eyekandyboats]

^^ when he said "beat" he meant beat to the incinerator

[Avanti]

still wishes he could beat my ford

[Eyekandyboats]

>>> know it never will

^^http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y05EmK66Gsk

[Avanti]

^^
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linky no worky

[Eyekandyboats]

^^ wished he knew how to use the internet

>> doesn't know how to use the internet ! LOL

fixed

[Avanti]

>>I saw it was monty python

^^would like an arguement

LOL

[Eyekandyboats]

^^ was told to shut you festering gobuite tit!

[Avanti]

^^ likes abuse

[Eyekandyboats]

^^ didn't pay

[crazzy maxx]

has no money

[Eyekandyboats]

^^ stole all mine

[domwilson]

^^Has no neck. Has to bow to nod.

[Eyekandyboats]

can't nod, has no hand. . . is very rude when you first meet him

[domwilson]

^^Operates a lemonade stand.

[Diegoboy]

^^^Operates a sweat shop

[domwilson]

^^^Employed at a sweat shop.

[Diegoboy]

^^collects the sweat from the sweat shop for to make kool aid.

[domwilson]

^^^Biggest customer buying kool Aid.

[Diegoboy]

^^IS the kool aid man!

[Eyekandyboats]

>>> OH YEAH!!!! ( off Simpsons)

[domwilson]

^^Has holes in pants pockets. Claims he's looking for change.

[Diegoboy]

^^wants to see my Mini-cat Video

[domwilson]

^^^made it into a *!***!***!***!**o.

[Eyekandyboats]

^^ stars in the *!***!***!***!**o. . . with the boat

[domwilson]

^^Enjoyed it.

[Diegoboy]

^^wants to send me chargers stuff because I can't get it here.

[domwilson]

^^^Might be Psychic.

[Diegoboy]

^^^might be a http://www.diegoboy.com/misc/brownnoser.gif

[Eyekandyboats]

^^ is a http://www.diegoboy.com/misc/brownnoser.gif

[Diegoboy]

^^^licks the brown off of my nose

[Eyekandyboats]

^^ takes thing to far

[Diegoboy]

^^likes it when people "take thinks too far" (too not to)

[Eyekandyboats]

^^likes those big hairy Yankee types. Even in his "women".

[Diegoboy]

^^needs to pay more attention in English class on Monday

[Eyekandyboats]

^^ is mexican

[domwilson]

^^Jock strap inspector.

[Diegoboy]

^^ is going to make an offer on the mini-cat :lol:

[skidooguymxz550]

knows hydros suck and offshore is were it's at^^^^^

[Eyekandyboats]

^^ is real name is Guido. . . . which means pathetic excuse for a man!
LOL

[skidooguymxz550]

thats cause i'm just a boy

Is a canadian^^^^^^^^

[Eyekandyboats]

^^ wants to be one

[skidooguymxz550]

knows canada sucks and is going to be an illegal immigrant^^^^^^

[Eyekandyboats]

^^^ already is a alien

>>> BTW i think this is the first thread that reached 11 pages in 4 days !!!
let see if we can get it to 100+ pages

[skidooguymxz550]

yes i am and your getting a anal probe when i suck u on to my spaceship

doesn't really have a skater but instead a 14 ft bayliner cuddy with a 80hp force^

[Avanti]

^^hey I have a force

[skidooguymxz550]

knows that forces suck apperently^^^^

(you make up for it with the lightening and the two mercs)

[Avanti]

^^ really wishes he were here in FL to run his boat

(yeah force suck, right up there with omc or as we like to call them oatmeal cookie since they fall apart in water)

[crazzy maxx]

^ wishes his boat did over 100 mph

[skidooguymxz550]

there's no snow in florida.

needs gas to feed the mercs^^^^

[Eyekandyboats]

^^ knows my boat does over 100 mph at cruising speed
>>> last year my neighbor owned a 18 foot bayliner with a force. I worked on it to get it running. . . . SO much stuff wrong with it. Took me about 3 days of working on it. . . IN the water to get it to even turn over.
it was a 75 force i believe
Never going to own one. don't ever want to look at one again!

[skidooguymxz550]

knows were it's at.^^^^^

i can't believe they ever passed epa inspection. when ever a boat wiht one comes by i can't see due to smoke screen. i rember my dad dripped a little gas in the water once and the guy in a bayliner with a force at the dock next to us started bitchn. it's like look at your engine. your exhaust litteraly leaves a trail of gas

[Eyekandyboats]

^^ hates volvo penta drives for a good reason.
>>> prop falls off if you pin it in reverse

[dirtysouth31]

tries to pay for boat parts with food stamps

[Eyekandyboats]

^^ steals my food stamps

[dirtysouth31]

tried out for brokeback mountain part 2

[skidooguymxz550]

but you got the part^^^^^

[Avanti]

^ he was on your casting couch

[Avanti]

(yeah I do wish my boat would break 100)

[skidooguymxz550]

was the man who oiled us all up^^^^

[Avanti]

^enjoyed it alot (maybe a little too much)

[dirtysouth31]

was the stunt double

[skidooguymxz550]

without the 31 his screen name sounds like a *!***!***!***!**o name^^^^

[Eyekandyboats]

^^ speaks the truth!

[crazzy maxx]

^wants to be in it

[domwilson]

^^Is intimate with chickens.

[Eyekandyboats]

^^ steals me lines

[dirtysouth31]

Is using the schools computer right now

[Eyekandyboats]

^^ when he said school computer, he means My laptop in school, Physics actually

[domwilson]

^^Is delusional.

[Eyekandyboats]

^^ only wants me to be

[andym]

And I thought you had problems ! Now we all know it's much worse than that>

[Eyekandyboats]

^^ is nuts

>> what are you talking about ?

[dirtysouth31]

needs to sell a boat asap

[Eyekandyboats]

^^ wants to buy it and is PAYPAL ready

[dirtysouth31]

buys crap and wants to sell it to me

[Eyekandyboats]

^^ loves crap

.. post # 235 :)

[skidooguymxz550]

needs to get laid.^^^^^ there is more to life thanboats and caddies:confused2:

[crazzy maxx]

talks about himself

[Eyekandyboats]

^^wants to ride a polar bear to cuba

>> gets laid in his caddie, and on his boat. and numerous other places

[dirtysouth31]

got laid on his boat by a polar bear

[Eyekandyboats]

^^ only likes to think i did, so he wouldn't feel like the only one in the " bestiality club"

[skidooguymxz550]

secretly wishes he was in the club^^^^^

[dirtysouth31]

is not only the president but also a client

[Eyekandyboats]

^^^ LOL'd when he typed that
.>> i did as well

[skidooguymxz550]

is my number one client^^^

[Eyekandyboats]

^^really needs to get a new car

[Avanti]

^^ can't believe his thread is still going

[skidooguymxz550]

knows ford is were it's at^^^^^

right on for cool factory ford stuff bra!!!!!
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g285/skidooguymxz/100_0381.jpg

[Rc1racing]

This looks like fun, I'm going to try it.

^^^
Knows a good truck when he sees one.

http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj8/Rc1racing/IMG_0452.jpg
http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj8/Rc1racing/IMG_0451.jpg

[Eyekandyboats]

^^ isnt seeing a good truck
>> looking at a better one

[Rc1racing]

^^^^
Isn't looking at a GM or a Dodge.