Darin Jordan
01-31-2008, 05:24 PM
Subject: Hillary versus the kids
Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk about the
world. After her talk she offers a question time.
One little boy puts up his hand. The Senator asks him what his name is.
"Kenneth."
"And what is your question, Kenneth?"
"I have three questions:
First - whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were paid
to develop during your husband's eight years in the office as President?
Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the
office?
Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the
White House?"
Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kids
that they will continue after recess.
When they resume, Hillary says, "Okay, where were we? Oh, that's right,
question time. Who has a question?"
A different little boy puts his hand up. Hillary points to him and asks
him what his name is.
"Larry."
"And what is your question, Larry?"
"I have five questions:
First - whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were paid
to develop during your husband's eight years in the office as President?
Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the
office?
Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the
White House?
Fourth - why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
Fifth - what happened to Kenneth?"
Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk about the
world. After her talk she offers a question time.
One little boy puts up his hand. The Senator asks him what his name is.
"Kenneth."
"And what is your question, Kenneth?"
"I have three questions:
First - whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were paid
to develop during your husband's eight years in the office as President?
Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the
office?
Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the
White House?"
Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kids
that they will continue after recess.
When they resume, Hillary says, "Okay, where were we? Oh, that's right,
question time. Who has a question?"
A different little boy puts his hand up. Hillary points to him and asks
him what his name is.
"Larry."
"And what is your question, Larry?"
"I have five questions:
First - whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were paid
to develop during your husband's eight years in the office as President?
Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the
office?
Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the
White House?
Fourth - why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
Fifth - what happened to Kenneth?"