crazzy maxx
12-21-2007, 05:59 PM
virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come over
and have dinner with her parents.
Since this is such a big event, the girl
announces to her boyfriend
that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
for the first time.* * * * * * * * *
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never
had sex before, so he takes a trip to the
pharmacist to get some condoms.
He tells the pharmacist it's his first time
and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know
about condoms and sex. * * * * * * * * *
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms
he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.
The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks
he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.* * * * * * * * *
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house
and meets his girlfriend at the door.
"Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my
parents, come on in!"* * * * * * * * *
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated.
The boy quickly offers to say grace
and bows his head.* * * * * * * * *
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,
with his head down.* * * * * * * * *
10 minutes pass, and still no
movement from the boy.* * * * * * * * *
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down,
The girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend,
"I had no idea you were this religious."
* * * * * * * *
The boy turns, and whispers
back, "I had no idea your father
was a pharmacist."* * * * * *
and have dinner with her parents.
Since this is such a big event, the girl
announces to her boyfriend
that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
for the first time.* * * * * * * * *
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never
had sex before, so he takes a trip to the
pharmacist to get some condoms.
He tells the pharmacist it's his first time
and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know
about condoms and sex. * * * * * * * * *
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms
he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.
The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks
he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.* * * * * * * * *
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house
and meets his girlfriend at the door.
"Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my
parents, come on in!"* * * * * * * * *
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated.
The boy quickly offers to say grace
and bows his head.* * * * * * * * *
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,
with his head down.* * * * * * * * *
10 minutes pass, and still no
movement from the boy.* * * * * * * * *
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down,
The girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend,
"I had no idea you were this religious."
* * * * * * * *
The boy turns, and whispers
back, "I had no idea your father
was a pharmacist."* * * * * *