Doozie870
11-20-2007, 10:04 AM
A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a
> baseball game.
>
> For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his
> commands.
>
> When the day of the game arrived. Everything went quite well.
>
> As the National Anthem started, the doctor yelled, "Up Nuts",
> and the patients complied by standing up.
>
> After the anthem, he yelled, "Down Nuts", and they all sat back down
> in their seats.
>
> After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts".
> They all broke out into applause and cheered.
>
> When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the star of the
> home team, the Doctor yelled, "Booooo Nuts" and they all started
> booing and cat calling.
>
> Comfortable with their response, the doctor decided to go get a
> beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge.
>
> When he returned, there was a riot in progress.
>
> Finding his tizzied assistant, the doctor asked, "What in the world
> happened?"
>
>
> The assistant replied, "Well everything was going just fine until
> this guy walked by and yelled,
>
>
> "PEANUTS!"
>
>
>
> baseball game.
>
> For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his
> commands.
>
> When the day of the game arrived. Everything went quite well.
>
> As the National Anthem started, the doctor yelled, "Up Nuts",
> and the patients complied by standing up.
>
> After the anthem, he yelled, "Down Nuts", and they all sat back down
> in their seats.
>
> After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts".
> They all broke out into applause and cheered.
>
> When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the star of the
> home team, the Doctor yelled, "Booooo Nuts" and they all started
> booing and cat calling.
>
> Comfortable with their response, the doctor decided to go get a
> beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge.
>
> When he returned, there was a riot in progress.
>
> Finding his tizzied assistant, the doctor asked, "What in the world
> happened?"
>
>
> The assistant replied, "Well everything was going just fine until
> this guy walked by and yelled,
>
>
> "PEANUTS!"
>
>
>