Doozie870
09-24-2007, 10:52 AM
I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an
attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback
because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you
know me?'
To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of
one of my kids.'
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever
been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from my
bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my
buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???'
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an
attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback
because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you
know me?'
To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of
one of my kids.'
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever
been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from my
bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my
buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???'
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'